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  1. Girl
    06-12-2008 06:58 AM - permalink
    Girl
    Not parents. Grandparents.
  2. BeachBum
    06-12-2008 12:26 AM - permalink
    BeachBum
    and all my stuff disappeared, avatar, friends, posts, etc...
  3. BeachBum
    06-12-2008 12:26 AM - permalink
    BeachBum
    i'm just on for a little while tonight, i'll try to keep coming back.. i see there's a lot of new stuff and i'm trying to get familiar with it.. what's up?
  4. Opunaya
    06-04-2008 08:34 PM - permalink
    Opunaya
    Well, that too... I fear they may have teamed up.
  5. Opunaya
    06-04-2008 08:07 PM - permalink
    Opunaya
    Nouns are the enemy and must be punished, Rist. I thought you'd know that by now.
  6. SeaStone
    06-04-2008 08:06 PM - permalink
    SeaStone
    Ewwwww.

    Gah, that's gross.
  7. softnightsky
    06-04-2008 01:22 PM - permalink
    softnightsky
    You make me laugh with your "proper nouns."
    Just thought I'd let you know how much I enjoy reading those posts.
  8. Opunaya
    06-02-2008 07:32 AM - permalink
    Opunaya
    I think Exmon and Bio should set up a webcam, don't you?
  9. [M]anorexia Nervosa
    05-31-2008 08:56 PM - permalink
    [M]anorexia Nervosa
    Right...well this is strange and I'm not sure I'm ok with it...
  10. [M]anorexia Nervosa
    05-30-2008 04:57 PM - permalink
    [M]anorexia Nervosa
    WHAT IS THIS?!?! Visitor messages? When did we get these and why did no one inform me?

About Me

  • About Ristaron
    Biography
    I am cynnicism incarnate
    Location
    Canada, eh?
    Music
    Goo Goo Dolls, Gavin DeGraw, Lifehouse
    Movies
    Lord of the Rings, V for Vendetta, Garden State, Brokeback Mountain, Rent, Lucky Number Slevin, The Thomas Crowne Affair, Serenity, Iron Man
    Television
    Highlander, Lost, Brothers and Sisters, So You Think You Can Dance, CSI, House, Heroes
    Heroes
    Growing up, I never really had any. But as I've grown older, I've come to notice people who strive to be themselves in this society which continues to oppress any who are different. People like Richard Dawkins, Travis Wall, and Johnny Rzeznik are pillars of the kind of individuality it takes for you to actually live, rather than simply pretend.
    Sex?
    Male
    MySpace
    48251740
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Posted 11-16-2008 at 02:04 PM Comments 4
Posted in Rants, Not Rants
I went across the street just now to the ridiculously overpriced confectionery because I was desperate for some Pepsi. While I wound up buying more than just Pepsi (I admit, I had a craving for Beef Jerky), I'm not focused on my purchases, but rather the weather.

It is gorgeous for a November day. It's -2'C (28'F) and lightly snowing. Those of you who never see snow (except when it's already settled on mountain peaks) won't really understand what I'm talking about, but there's a difference...

Posted 11-14-2008 at 04:28 PM Comments 2
Posted in Rants
This god damn update to Shaw Secure (my antivirus program) has turned my OS into fucking Windows Vista. Every fucking thing I do that involves the Internet now prompts an "allow this?" window to come up. Twice.

I am going to fucking destroy it if it doesn't fucking piss off. I don't care if that will leave me unprotected, I don't proscribe to the "trade liberties for security" mindset that has taken the world en-mass.

Personally, I'd rather live...

Posted 10-25-2008 at 06:06 PM Comments 6
Posted in Not Rants
I apologize profusely for my lack of activity of late. My life has been hectic due to the fact that I've had to catch up on a bunch of things I let slide for too long.

I am still living in my one-bedroom apartment with the inconceivably obtuse and obnoxious neighbours, the only solace being my cat and Dave, who is excellent company in spite of anything I might have said about him in the past. I am through my midterms, and I wrote my Fundamentals of Insurance exam for work. I passed...

Posted 09-11-2008 at 11:38 PM Comments 14
Posted in Rants
So this stupid little brat texted me today, trying to text her BFF. I'll post the actual correspondence (annotated, for your entertainment) so you can marvel in her stupidity.


Her:
Hi, does it suit 4 (you mean "for"?) u to give me Maria's no. 2day (again, "today"?) s Karen s birthday. She s off and im Brand on (a city here in Manitoba). Thx.

Her (again):
Hi. 2day s Karen s birthday (I already know, dipshit). She s off and in...

Posted 09-06-2008 at 10:50 PM Comments 1
Posted in Not Rants
I'm watching my cat stalk a fly around the apartment. It's intensely amusing. I got distracted so many times writing my last blog because she kept pouncing and leaping into the air batting her paws about.

She actually just caught the thing between her paws a few seconds ago, but opened them up to inspect her catch and wound up letting the thing out again. Now she's under a chair, waiting to hear some indication as to where her prey has gone.
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