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  1. Ristaron
    11-12-2008 11:07 AM - permalink
    Ristaron
    You get to be invited to my sexy party. Pants are allowed. Underwear, on the other hand...
  2. Body Spam
    11-12-2008 11:05 AM - permalink
    Body Spam
    Fair enough, unless that's an attempt to get nudies.
  3. Ristaron
    11-12-2008 11:04 AM - permalink
    Ristaron
    Doctor Octagonapus <baaaaaaaaaaaaa>
  4. Ristaron
    11-12-2008 11:01 AM - permalink
    Ristaron
    Ah! A flaming dead-baby halberd with a phallic decal makes it the most epic thing ever.
  5. Body Spam
    11-12-2008 10:53 AM - permalink
    Body Spam
    That depends on if you're going to use it for a masturbation fantasy.

    But yes, actually it is.
  6. Ristaron
    11-12-2008 10:52 AM - permalink
    Ristaron
    Oh touché good sir...
  7. Ristaron
    11-12-2008 10:47 AM - permalink
    Ristaron
    With... dead babies on it! It couldn't be more badass than that!
  8. Ristaron
    11-12-2008 10:42 AM - permalink
    Ristaron
    Damn straight it would. It's a fucking halberd!
  9. Ristaron
    11-12-2008 10:38 AM - permalink
    Ristaron
    maybe a halberd.
  10. Ristaron
    11-12-2008 10:34 AM - permalink
    Ristaron
    Oh I can kick Balrog ass, that's no problem.

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    "Everyone is stupid except me."
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    I can handle you...and your sexy parties.
    "All the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' And I'll look down, and whisper 'no.'" -- Rorschach

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  • Join Date: 02-13-2007
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Posted 07-16-2008 at 08:33 AM Comments 3
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Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'Sean'
Sean: Hello! How can I help you?!
Mitch Larkins: Hey, I had a few questions about applying online.
Sean: Sure! How can I help?
Mitch Larkins: Well, I want to also send in a portfolio as well as letters of recommendation and I was wondering if the application would be reviewed first without those or if whomever is the reviewer would postpone it until they had everything.
Sean:...

Posted 07-02-2008 at 04:57 AM Comments 13
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"We're going to start the newsletter in August, our first theme is loose right now, but its basically introductory. Most of our other newsletters will be themed around the seasonal factors, but yeah, we'll let you know. We're going to work on a mini newsletter to put out in about two weeks, something really simple. But if you would like to submit a cartoon strip for it, that'd be great. It can honestly be anything you like, so long as its appropriate for a mass audience. It can be edgy,...

Posted 06-25-2008 at 01:21 PM Comments 0
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Not my work, because I don't write poetry, bein' a MAN and all. (take THAT, Subbie!) But...Blassa wrote this forever ago, and I love it, so I'm posting it here. Who's going to complain? No one, that's who.


Searching for the answers, running from the past.
Frightened by the towers that are standing in his path.
Burdened by a hundred failures from the days gone by,
and still entrenched in sorrow from a hundred people's eyes.
Louder than the ocean...

Posted 06-19-2008 at 11:59 AM Comments 9
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Alright, so while looking around craigslist the other day, looking for a way to make some money exploiting my feeble artistic talents, when I came across something...so, I sent them an e-mail, linking them to my webcomic and to my Facebook albums containing various 'works' of 'art' I've made. Mostly, it was me just kidding around, not expecting a response, but I got one...a positive one...but, while I wouldn't be getting paid, they will be giving me free advertising...

Since I'm utterly...

Posted 06-19-2008 at 11:28 AM Comments 2
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Does the universe exist only to rob me of any joy? It'd be nice to have confirmation on that.
Recent Comments
Excellent work. Good...
Posted 11-06-2008 at 01:57 PM by Body Spam Body Spam is offline
Yooo man! You're practically...
Posted 07-16-2008 at 01:39 PM by Arcángel Arcángel is offline
Of course you do, duh....
Posted 07-16-2008 at 11:19 AM by
Pfft.
That's all I have to say to you right now.
Motherfucking pfft....
Posted 07-03-2008 at 08:45 AM by
Don't worry, I figured...
Posted 07-03-2008 at 04:22 AM by Opunaya Opunaya is offline

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