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Last Activity: 07-14-2008 02:29 PM
About Me
- About butterfingered
- Biography
- I think karate kid could be made into a fun porno. "whack on! whack off!" ???
- Location
- Wilkes Barre, Pennsylvania
- Interests
- picking belly button lint. then eating it. waiting 3 days. pooping it out. then eating it again. yum
- Occupation
- ninja
- General
- I'm 22 in people years..... but 44 in I fake my birthday every March in order to score free cake years....
I am: Offbeat. Random. Quirky. Passionate. Friendly. Fun. Adventurous. Troublesome. Red haired. Green eyed. Blah blah blah. *insert adjective here.* I am ME, motherfucker.
I'm the biggest mess of contradictions you'll ever meet. I'm quiet. Loud. Harmless. Dangerous. Intellectual. Stupid. Poetic. Blunt. Morbid. Cheerful. And probably statically charged. I get shocked a lot. Dammit.
My favorite thing about myself is that I always find the humor in a situation, no matter how shitty... be it just an undesirable event or something filled with actual poop.... if it is the latter, I am hoping to have a head cold. =p
Favorite hobbies/interests: Writing, Photography, Film-making, Stand up Comedy, Philosophy, Music, Drums, Pranks, Poetry Slams, Drawing, Painting, Cooking & Baking (or at least attempting them... though this sometimes results in the fire alarm going off), Dayd - Music
- A Day To Remember, A Fine Frenzy, Alkaline Trio, All That Remains, Ani DiFranco, A Perfect Circle, At The Drive-In, Atreyu, Black Eyes, Bloc Party, Blonde Redhead, Blue October, BoySetsFire, Brand New, Bright Eyes, Coheed and Cambria, Cold War Kids, Comeback Kid, Dead Kennedys, The Decemberists, Deftones, Dillinger Escape Plan, Distillers, Elliot Smith, The Fall of Troy, Finch, Flaming Lips, The Honorary Title, Jack Off Jill, Jay-Z, M. Ward, Minus The Bear, Modest Mouse, Neutral Milk Hotel, Pink Floyd, The Pixies, Refused, Sage Francis, The Shins, Smashing Pumpkins, System of A Down, Team Sleep, Tegan and Sara, Tool, TV On The Radio, Underoath, Unwritten Law, The Used, Walls of Jericho, We Are Scientists, White Stripes, Wolf Parade
- Movies
- 21 Grams, 28 Days Later, 40 Year Old Virgin, American Beauty, American History X, Art School Confidential, Battle Royale, Being John Malcovitch, Boondock Saints, Borat, The Breakfast Club, Clerks, Dead Poets' Society, The Departed, Disturbia, Do The Right Thing, Donnie Darko, Empire Records, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fight Club, Finding Forrestor, Full Metal Jacket, Ghost World, Go, Goonies, Half Nelson, Harold And Maude, I Heart Huckabees, Keeping Mum, Kill Bill, Knocked Up, The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, Little Miss Sunshine, Living In Oblivion, Lucky Number Slevin, The Negotiator, The Nightmare Before Christmas, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, The Royal Tennenbaums, Running With Scissors, Rushmore, Saved, Sid And Nancy, SLC Punk!, The Squid and the Whale, Superbad, Swingers, Vanilla Sky, The Village, Waking Life
- Television
- It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Arrested Development, Chapelle's Show, The Colbert Report, CSI, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Daily Show, Everybody Loves Raymond, Family Guy, Futurama, Gilmore Girls, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Heroes, House, Kyle XY, The Office, Roseanne, Scrubs, Seinfeld, Simpsons, South Park, Without A Trace
- Heroes
- zombies who choose to love instead of eat brains and stuff.
- Sex?
- Female
- MySpace
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Signature
- El_Subestimado found me in a basket on his porch and took me in. Luckily, he does not make me breastfeed.







