Alright, I had to delete the old thread, there were just too many off topic posts to go through (well over 700 posts). Let this be a reminder to you that this thread is for newbs to list their qualities so that older members may "adopt" them and help shape them into efficient forumers.
All offtopic posts will be deleted. Refer to the "Stay on Topic" thread in the General section if you have additional questions.
The Requirements to adopt:
-You must have 1,500 posts to adopt a newb. Special consideration is taken into account for people that have been here through site crashes and have lost posts from that.
-Credibility is a must as well. If you are committed to this site, then you are welcome to adopt.
-Number of newbs owned is not limited, just make sure you can remember all of their names
The Requirements to be adopted:
-Must have at least 50 posts.
-Must have a thread in the newbie section.
If you just post here saying "adopt me" and its your first post you will be ignored...
Benefits
-Free 'insurance' against flaming and the like.
(your adopter will take the blame for the most part)