Sexist but funny - Page 2

**SARS-expl0ted** · 08-18-2008, 11:13 AM

No thanks. I know where it's been and that does not sound appetizing at all. :vomit:

I have been mistreated in my past too but I know I am not like those women that get made fun of, so therefore I am not going to cry.
People cry and get upset about things because they know [or think] that it's true.

I could care less about your personal problems in your past because I am pretty sure I could blow you out of the water with not even 1/4th of mine but I realized a long time ago that life isn't a competition on whether or not who has been through the most...it's a competition over how much you learned.

**Nøz** · 08-18-2008, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kingdomforakiss

and who gave Eve a rib?
Hmmmm????

I did after I ripped it out of her skank ass.

**SARS-expl0ted** · 08-18-2008, 11:19 AM

That sounds sexy.

**Nøz** · 08-18-2008, 11:24 AM

Indeed it was.
Should have heard her moan

mmm blood everywhere.

**SARS-expl0ted** · 08-18-2008, 11:30 AM

Yay for blood!

I like blood...except for menstrual blood, fuck that shit.

eDgE oF iNsAnItY · 08-18-2008, 11:31 AM

Think of how many problems we would have without women. Well, Rist would probably do ok

But I know if all I could do was jack off, then I'd be pretty frustrated all the time.

**Nøz** · 08-18-2008, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [ Jew Blaster ]

Yay for blood!

I like blood...except for menstrual blood, fuck that shit.

lol.
yea she begged me to rip it out through here ass, opu would be proud.

**Nøz** · 08-18-2008, 11:38 AM

awww women bonding.

let the "men are evil" stories start.

**SARS-expl0ted** · 08-18-2008, 11:39 AM

Bonding? Chyea...okay.

Quote:

Originally Posted by kingdomforakiss

I have been through shit too, even more so than what has hapened to me in the past year. But like you stated, it is not a competition on who has been through the most. I have in fact learned a lot, it is just a little hard for me to put it all into words. I retain information quite well but I have a lot of difficulty in trying to be eloquent and not sound stupid or like I am whining or whatever. honestly.

And yet more excuses...

**Nøz** · 08-18-2008, 11:41 AM

mmm bonding.