Real Vampires, Possible or No?

02-10-2007, 06:12 PM

I picked up an interesting little theory on real vampires about two years ago. At the time I thought the theory was very possible. Now, as I learn mor about the world I've come to realize there is no way this theory would be possible. Maybe it's right, tell me what you think.

Note: I didn't change it from its original form, so the grammar isn't the best and it's still in the first person view.

"ok, heres my interpitation of what a vampire, well for what ever reason weither its a blood fetish or, servival, or a dare, i donno why the circumstances would appear, but just an ordenary person starts to consume blood, and what this does is aftera while the ensimes in blood mixed with your stomic acid start to curode away the lineing of your stomic, and once this lineing has disipated when you eat solid food it rips your stomic open and hurts like a b*tch filling your stomic with even more blood, so at this point all you do is drink liqueds, because the food is hurthing you, well the stomic doesnt heal fast enough, so milk and soda arnt going to keep you alive long enough, the only thing that has the nutrients to keep you alive is blood, it may not have alot of protine but it has enough if you drink it on a regular basis, ok that was the making of the vampire, now lets move on to the myths they say sunlight burns the skin, well blood doent have the nutrients that your skin needs to creat pigments and pigments are what protect you from sunburn, so there skin would become pail whight just like Nosferatu's skin in the 1922 movie Nosferatu whis may i add was the first vampire flick ever, any way this pail skin would burn very easy, but not like in buffy the vampire slayer and set of fire. another myth. the special sharp teeth your body needs protine to grow and sustain your muscles, blood doesnt have enough, so the person would become frail and week. so the only effective way to get the blood from your victom would be to file your teeth and bite. why do vampires bite for the neck? well the gugular vaign. it bleeds like a motherf*cker, and a few seconds after its severed the victom dies as theres no blood flow to the brain, about them living for ever, id assume this rumor came from the victoms that got away, the person that attacked you would look extrimely old, or to the uneducated 15th century eye, imortaly old. about the super strenght, this is moastly hollywood selling dracula. but the need to feed, would create adrenilin in these people if they were desprite enough wich would make them even if only temperaly super strong, mothers have been known to over turn cars to save there babys. and about the bite that turns you into one of them, well id assume (this is just me) that if the vampire bit the person in a nonfatal area but took enough to make the person very weak , to the uneducated 15th century mind, the best way to refill your blood would be to drink more, ok now we have lots of vampires, so this is were the covens come into play alot of weak people can take people down faster then just 1. steak through the heart or cut off the head, who wouldnt die, but other then that hollywood. increadibly seductive? maby but my guess is still hollywood. and the last point now evilcupid keep your boxers on, the cross, well at the time when the citys were over run with vampires, people didnt want to go out, so the curch suffered, so the priests started the rumor that the vampires were weakened by the cross, just so he could get there tithing, well that what ive acumilated about vampires, what do you guys thenk?
p.s. i dont know anything about garlic."

ogrish14 · 02-10-2007, 06:34 PM

*cough cough* bullshit *cough cough*

02-10-2007, 06:45 PM

Agreed.

02-10-2007, 10:54 PM

Hmm...well that's a load of crap but you're entitled to your opinion.

02-10-2007, 11:02 PM

katrinav · 02-10-2007, 11:22 PM

ahahhahaha wtf no.

i met this guy who thought he was a vampire though. i could never tell if he was like for real or if he was just acting like he really thought he was a vampire because he found it funny to tell stupid stories. he made up this big thing about how his dad broke him and his true love up because she wasn't a vampire, then his twin brother vampire killed her

lol

I R DANIEL (Sin · 02-11-2007, 11:52 AM

it is physiologically impossible for anyone to be a vampire.

**Ristaron** · 02-11-2007, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tex

Note: I didn't change it from its original form, so the grammar isn't the best and it's still in the first person view.

Dear God... you're correct about the terrible grammar. >_<

Quote:

Originally Posted by I R DANIEL (Sin

it is physiologically impossible for anyone to be a vampire.

Oh really?
Porphyria (the Vampire Disease) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Perhaps not Undead monsters like Buffy the Vampire Slayer style, but that's the real disease the vampire myths are based off.

**SARS-expl0ted** · 02-11-2007, 12:22 PM

Vampires are not real!
They are nothing but what people want to exist....like super powers.
It simply is not there...

I hate those little fuckers that run around saying that they know one and that they are one and blah blah blah....

**Ristaron** · 02-11-2007, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SARS-expl0ted

Vampires are not real!
They are nothing but what people want to exist....like super powers.
It simply is not there...

I hate those little fuckers that run around saying that they know one and that they are one and blah blah blah....

I refer you to my post above.
They may not be Hollywood monsters, but they exist.