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11-30-2007, 12:27 AM
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So there was a teacher teaching a class about the currents and tides of the sea in northern Africa and after the teacher stated the height of the waters a young student said, Well the waters came and drowned Pharoah's army. The teacher began in a discussion about how the waters are only 2 inches high at the time of the year that the parting of the red sea was supposed to happen and the student replies. Wow! Well God is even more powerful than I thought to have drowned all of Pharaoh's army in 2 inches of water.
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11-30-2007, 12:33 AM
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haha wow.
very interesting.
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11-30-2007, 12:34 AM
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haha wow.
very interesting.
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Isn't it?!?
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“Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.”
“The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.”
“When I grow up I want to be a little boy.”
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11-30-2007, 01:44 AM
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Can i haz noob nao?
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Originally Posted by The Pianist
So there was a teacher teaching a class about the currents and tides of the sea in northern Africa and after the teacher stated the height of the waters a young student said, Well the waters came and drowned Pharoah's army. The teacher began in a discussion about how the waters are only 2 inches high at the time of the year that the parting of the red sea was supposed to happen and the student replies. Wow! Well God is even more powerful than I thought to have drowned all of Pharaoh's army in 2 inches of water.
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wtf is this shit sposed to mean?
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11-30-2007, 01:47 AM
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haha its best to not dwell on it too much 
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11-30-2007, 01:49 AM
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This is why I don't like children... they say the stupidest shit and take forever to learn something that isn't pure fantasy.
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11-30-2007, 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Ristaron
This is why I don't like children... they say the stupidest shit and take forever to learn something that isn't pure fantasy.
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You're talking about the tides being that low that time of year right? 
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“He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.”
“Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.”
“The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.”
“When I grow up I want to be a little boy.”
^ Joseph Heller
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11-30-2007, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Ristaron
This is why I don't like children... they say the stupidest shit and take forever to learn something that isn't pure fantasy.
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I think it's a religious-themed joke. I don't necessarily take it as dangerous. Even though you could be worse...
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11-30-2007, 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Stossel
I think it's a religious-themed joke. I don't necessarily take it as dangerous. Even though you could be worse...
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Wow I think you are the only one that got it! People on this site are automatically on attack religious statements mode. I saw the thread about proving God's existence and I knew it was sarcastic before opening the thread yet many people were attacking the dude without reading it.
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“He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.”
“Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.”
“The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.”
“When I grow up I want to be a little boy.”
^ Joseph Heller
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11-30-2007, 09:47 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Pianist
So there was a teacher teaching a class about the currents and tides of the sea in northern Africa and after the teacher stated the height of the waters a young student said, Well the waters came and drowned Pharoah's army. The teacher began in a discussion about how the waters are only 2 inches high at the time of the year that the parting of the red sea was supposed to happen and the student replies. Wow! Well God is even more powerful than I thought to have drowned all of Pharaoh's army in 2 inches of water.
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I think it's cute. I would love for things to be as simple as this again!
I work with kids and once this kid told me that fish turns into chicken if you cook it for longer. I would like to believe in something being that simple, being able to hear something and not over analyze the shit out of it. Of all the people in this world, kids have it the easiest I think. Good job@this little kid for not accepting something he's told and sticking with his beliefs. I think if you believe it, it can be so.
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