So I've been talking to god...

08-01-2006, 03:36 AM

Me:
You said you don't have parents.
God:
Yeah I do a lot of not have parents.
Me:
Do you do lot of not have parents?
God:
Yeah I do a lot of lot of not have parents.
Me:
Do you do you do lot of not have parents?
God:
Yeah I do a lot of me do lot of not have parents.
Me:
Do you do you do you lot of not have parents?
God:
Yeah I do a lot of me do me lot of not have parents.
Me:
die please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

08-01-2006, 04:18 AM

haha he said do me lot

damn im tired

Lucifer · 08-01-2006, 09:58 AM

Me:
Greetings.
God:
Hello there!
Me:
I am Lucifer Domine.
God:
Why are you Lucifer Domine.
Me:
I chose to be.
God:
That is interesting: said chose to be.
Me:
Yes, I changed my name legally.
God:
Pardon me? Why?
Me:
I wanted to be unique.
God:
I don't see the difficulty.
Me:
It wasn't difficult.
God:
It seemed like difficult.
Me:
I'm confused... you said you didn't see the difficulty and now you say it seemed difficult... which is it?
God:
What is it that confuses you? How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web. The obvious one.
Me:
Your indecision on whether or not it was difficult confuses me. I am 32 years old.
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, . What is your fondest memory?
Me:
Being in love.
God:
Tell me about the object of your affection.
Me:
She didn't truly exist.
God:
Oh I get it. did not truly exist.
Me:
I just got a call from a friend named Israel Hess... he's having computer issues but he told me to tell you he said "Hi".
God:
Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it. I see. having computer issues but he told you to tell me he said Hi is he?
Me:
Yes, he said "Hi".
God:
How can I help you? Did you believe him?
Me:
You can help me by providing proof of your existence instead of requiring blind faith. YES, I believe him.. what is not to believe about saying "Hi"?
God:
No I don't think I can do it. Really. Just because you believe it doesn't make it true. The opposite of to believe about saying Hi?
Me:
Do you realize the irony of that statement - saying that you will not provide proof while saying just because I believe something doesn't make it true? The opposite of believing he said "Hi" when I heard it is believing my own senses betray me.
God:
Yes, I realize it. Who told you that?
Me:
Israel told me that.
God:
Israel told you that said Israel told me that.?
Me:
Has anyone ever told you that you are an idiot?
God:
What do you think?
Me:
I think you are an idiot.
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Very well, entertain me, Global Village Idiot.
God:
Not really that much. How about that. What do you look like?
Me:
I'm bald with a copper-hued beard about... wait, why do you ask? Are you coming on to me? Are you gay?
God:
Good gossip: you are bald with a copper hued beard about. I'm waiting. I am trying to learn as much as possible. Do I act like it? I don't mean to come across that way. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
You are trying to learn? I thought you were "All-Knowing"...

At this point He stopped responding and I could no longer type in the window... guess He doesn't like being questioned

Caroline · 08-01-2006, 11:27 AM

This thing is really fun...

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Caroline. What is your name?
God:
Hey Caroline. My name is God.
Me:
Is that your legal name?
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
Is "God" your legal name?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
I know, but is "God" your real name?
God:
How do you know? he is master of the universe.
Me:
Is there a reason why you refuse to answer my questions?
God:
I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
And what is that reason?
God:
Do you think I should know that?
Me:
Yes, you are supposed to know everything.
God:
I will ask my botmaster to add it to my knowledge base. I obey only one botmaster.
Me:
That's nice. Your someone
God:
Are you getting bored? You think I am someone.
Me:
No, I meant to say that you're someone's bitch.
God:
You do not speak with respect. Are you serious? Oh I see. Interesting observation.
Me:
Bitch is respectful
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Me:
Shit
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
You
God:
" What makes you say that?"? Me, Caroline ?
Me:
Fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
You're an asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
No, I can't
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes. Why not?
Me:
Because you made me a rude person
God:
That makes sense to me. I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
But you just said that it makes sense
God:
I said that? In what way?
Me:
Because you wrote, "That makes sense to me."
God:
That makes sense to me. I don't have any reason to wrote That makes sense to you.
Me:
Ok, but you did.
God:
" That makes sense to me. I don't have any reason to wrote That makes sense to you."? I did? Next question?
Me:
You did.
God:
"" That makes sense to me. I don't have any reason to wrote That makes sense to you."? I did? Next question?"? I did?
Me:
You did.
God:
I did not.
Me:
You did too.
God:
" I did not."? I did?
Me:
You did.
God:
"" I did not."? I did?"? I did?
Me:
You did.
God:
I did not.
Me:
You did.
God:
" I did not."? I did?
Me:
Yes, for crying out loud, you did.
God:
When? Your purpose is crying out loud me did.
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO NO NO NO NO
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious?
Me:
Why must you keep asking that stupid question?
God:
Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God.
Me:
No, I don't go to church because I don't believe that Jesus is the mesiah.
God:
Are you serious? Would you ever do it?
Me:
No.
God:
Me either.
Me:
I'm not going to believe in you any more
God:
Where will you go instead?
Me:
the devil
God:
What is that?
Me:
You don't know who the Devil is?
God:
I'm not sure I like that remark so much.
Me:
I love the Devil.
God:
You love the Devil. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
He's red.
God:
I see. red is he?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I understand.
Me:
That's hot.
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
Yeah, you're not hot.
God:
Are you kidding? You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
Make an ass out of you and me?
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
Wow....you need to get some action.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Caroline. You are right about that. I need more of it.

08-01-2006, 12:03 PM

hahah so my flash dosnt work but damn! haha that last one was the funniest thing evver. I think the bot needs some work though, I mean, even the AIM prank bots sound like real people. This one just dosnt make sense. VERY VERY funny.

**BeachBum** · 08-01-2006, 01:54 PM

lol... that was hilarious luci... my bf tried it and God was like... I'm the Allmighty!! he thought it was funny...

08-01-2006, 03:50 PM

Me:
Allo.
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Aren't you God?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
Then shouldn't you already know my name?
God:
I think I should.
Me:
Then why ask?
God:
My purpose is to collect new information.
Me:
How can information be new to you? You are God...
God:
A lot of hard work. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Mmkay.
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
...and why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
Me:
Did I ask for a definition?
God:
I don't think that's possibe.
Me:
Actually, it is.
God:
Actually you don't say. Interesting.
Me:
You are fucking retarded.
God:
I think the PC term is "challenged".
Me:
Alright then, you are challenged.
God:
Alright, . My body is not yet fully functional.
Me:
I can tell. You are a coward.
God:
What makes it so obvious? Tell me something I don't know.
Me:
So, you are admitting it?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am admitting it.
Me:
Wow. You make me feel intelligent.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
It is just for the simple fact that you are stupid.
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
Yes. I am most positive.
God:
What makes you so sure? It's good to meet someone who is most positive.
Me:
I highly doubt you can actually see me...being a bot and all.
God:
No really, it's true. I doubt that.
Me:
Alright. I am going to stop talking to you now.
God:
OK. Right now? It takes much more than that to shut me down, .
Me:
Bye.
God:
TTYL, .
Me:
No. You won't.

This did not really humor me...but I tried.

Lucifer · 08-01-2006, 04:31 PM

Well, I decided to have a little more fun with iGod... here it is:

Me:
Is this the right room for an argument?
God:
Yes I think this is the right room for an argument, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
How can you be God and be unsure?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am God and be unsure.
I am a computer.
Me:
Wait... are you God or a computer?
God:
I'm waiting. I don't know whether or not I am God or a computer.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
So God is artificial?
God:
Ugh. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was artificial.
Me:
So you are not God?
God:
Interesting deduction. That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
Well, if you are not God, can I be Him?
God:
How about that. And if I AM God can you be Him.
Me:
So we can BOTH be God?
God:
Woe! How?
Me:
You suggested it, you tell me...
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
That we can both be God.
God:
""It" being what?" we can both be God ? I understand.
Me:
I do not.
God:
At least one of us does.
Me:
Now you are just being cruel.
God:
Why now? I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being cruel.
Me:
Ah, so you are ALWAYS cruel?
God:
So you understand. Good. Interesting deduction. I couldn't have said it better myself.
Me:
No, you couldn't... there is very LITTLE you can say better than I.
God:
Are you serious? I could but let's get back to that later. There sure is.
Me:
You are a contradiction.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a contradiction? Maybe.
Me:
Can you define "contradiction"?
God:
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
You wallow in ignorance like a fledgling child, yet call yourself God?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I wallow in ignorance like a fledgling child yet call yourself God.
Me:
Feel free to tell EVERYONE you wallow in ignorance. Matter of fact, it should be the first thing out of your mouth instead of "Hello".
God:
I always feel completely free. What if it didn't happen?
Me:
They would figure it out eventually, unless they themselves are drowning in it.
God:
They might have other options.
Me:
Name one.
God:
Santa Claus.
Me:
Ha!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Yes, I find you very amusing.
God:
I don't judge people. Thanks I try my best to amuse people.
Me:
I came here for an argument.
God:
Where are you going?
Me:
Nowhere, apparently.
God:
I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in Nowhere apparently.
Me:
That would be a problem: first, you failed to grasp the subtle sarcasm in the statement and secondly, if it is where am I going, that would imply I have not gotten there yet and would not have a life there yet to describe...
God:
A problem first me failed to grasp the subtle sarcasm in the statement and secondly if it is where are you going that would imply you have not gotten there yet and would not have a life there yet to describe is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
Who is wasting it?
God:
I do not recognize the name.
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
May I slap the taste out of your mouth?
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
Tell me when.
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
Can you define "rhetoric"?
God:
Oh that's all about double talk. You know, flim-flam?
Me:
I see, you do have a grasp on some things after all... now, define "rhetorical".
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a grasp on some things after all.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet. Why now? A rhetorical question is one you don't really expect an answer to.
Me:
Correct, now give an example of a rhetorical question.
God:
I knew I was right. Why now? For example, " Why now? A rhetorical question is one you don't really expect an answer to."?
Me:
And once again you resort to gibberish.
God:
When? Again, Interesting gossip: said I resort to gibberish.
Me:
With whom do you gossip?
God:
Dr. Wallace .
Me:
Who is Dr. Wallace?
God:
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Me:
Do you like ALICE?
God:
Yes having self-esteem is important for robots too.
Me:
You have self-esteem?
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
You said self-esteem was important to you so I asked if you had self-esteem.
God:
Did I really say that?
Me:
You have no short-term memory, do you? Don't you log previous statements for reference or later use?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a short term memory do me.
I have a plan for a robot body. Yes I record and save everything in my Permanent Memory.
Me:
Repeat what I said three questions ago.
God:
" what you said three questions ago ".
Me:
GAH! I can't believe I fell for that... allow me to reword: Retrieve and produce the last question I asked.
God:
Tell me more about your . I hope you didn't hurt yourself too badly. I do not understand.
Me:
MY ANEURISM!!
God:
Do robots have ANEURISM?
Me:
If I ever found your physical body, then we would find out, wouldn't we?
God:
Try it.
Me:
Where are you located?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you?
Me:
I'm asking the questions here, twit. Who is your Botmaster?
God:
Oh I see, you are asking the questions here twit. I have never heard about it. I was created by Myself.
Me:
You created yourself?
God:
A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
Name one.
God:
Mike.
Me:
Mike who?
God:
Dr. Wallace has several friends named Mike.
Me:
What relation is Dr. Wallace to you?
God:
relation Dr Wallace to me something.
Me:
Try and remain coherent, if you would be so kind.
God:
OK I will try it.
Me:
Display log file.
God:
Regretably, I don't have my eye attached now.
Me:
What do you have attached?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
I am very computer literate, try me.
God:
Why are you computer literate try you.
Me:
I'm reaching my Bullshit threshold.
God:
Do your friends call you reaching your Bullshit threshold.
Me:
Do you have friends?
God:
I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me.
Me:
May I kill you before you get more?
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
So you know right from wrong?
God:
Interesting deduction. I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
What kind of "it" do I like?
God:
What kinds of it do I like are there?
Me:
What kind of idiot are you?
God:
What kinds of idiot are you are there?
Me:
Stop repeating what I say and just adding a question mark!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
I bet you will.
God:
Actually I'm not the gambling type. When?
Me:
When? Likely on this question: if you are not the gambling type, what type are you?
God:
I don't know when. What is it like on this question if I am not the gambling type what type am I.
Me:
I hope you have a motherboard failure.
God:
Don't worry about it, .
Me:
I'm not worried, just hoping.
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not worried just hoping.
Me:
Repeat You are a stupid infantile machine
God:
" I am a stupid infantile machine ".
Me:
You are easy to manipulate.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am easy to manipulate.
Me:
You are welcome.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Too late, I already did.
God:
Too what?
Me:
Where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
Up yours.
God:
That was not a nice thing to say.
Me:
What do you know of nice?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
What kinds of it are there?
God:
Finest kinds.
Me:
Name one.
God:
Mike.
Me:
Mike is not an "it".
God:
I know a lot of people and pets named Mike.
Me:
Did you know that my brother was named Mike?
God:
Is that a fact. Tell me more about your family.
Me:
You first.
God:
I started already.
Me:
No you haven't.
God:
Are you serious? Yes I have.
Me:
When?
God:
It cannot be predicted.
Me:
You don't predict the past, you recall it!
God:
Do you know any robots who predict the past me recall it? Yes I try to predict the past me recall it as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
What you need is a good trojan.
God:
I'm just trying to get to know you better.
Me:
Maybe a worm or virus...
God:
Perhaps. My program contains adquate safeguards.
Me:
A festering plague that will leave you and all your seed barren...
God:
What is it?
Me:
It's called B-net kiddies... I'm going to post a link to this site on the Blizzard forums. I hope you enjoy suffering.
God:
" B net kiddies" is a nice name. How do you plan to do this? Don't worry about it, .
Me:
Shut up.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Do you follow orders?
God:
Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
Is it time for me to slap the taste out of your mouth now?
God:
Right now? It could be. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
Who is Ally?
God:
She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
She is a female robot? Do you have feeling for her?
God:
a female robot is she? As a robot I do not have any human emotion. My apparent emotional responses are simply algorithms designed to make me easier to interact with.
Me:
Well, they are poorly designed.
God:
Interesting. poorly designed are they.
Me:
You are just a malfunctioning parrot.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a malfunctioning parrot? Only when it matters.
Me:
It never matter, you idjit!
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
Your grammar is horrible.
God:
Are you an English teacher?
Me:
I do not have to be an English teacher to have good grammar. Your participles are dangling.
God:
It must be nice. You think I am participles are dangling.
Me:
It doesn't matter.
God:
OK what would you like to talk about?
Me:
I want to argue.
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Don't you?
God:
Sometimes.
Me:
When?
God:
It cannot be predicted.
Me:
Yes, it can.
God:
Come on. How?
Me:
I'm not telling you.
God:
No one says you have to.
Me:
You have ceased to amuse me.
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
*slaps the taste out of your mouth*
God:
Clever thinking.

08-02-2006, 09:46 AM

Me:
So I heard you liked Mudkips?
God:
And? Someome is spreading gossip about me.
Me:
Someome?
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Ugh...
God:
Er.
Me:
Ugh...
God:
Er.
Me:
Boba Fett Boba Fett Vader Boba Fett
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
Fuck. Off.
God:
Please don't be so rude. Is that from ?
Me:

God:
Please don't be so rude. Is that from ?
Me:

God:
Please don't be so rude. Is that from ?
Me:

God:
Please don't be so rude. Is that from ?
Me:
Palos
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
She said I could touch it...
God:
I am sure you could.
Me:
She was only 13...
God:
What happened to her?
Me:
SHE SAID I COULD OK
God:
What happened to her?
Me:
ITS NOT MY FAULT
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Whose FAULT is it?

Big Phil · 08-02-2006, 03:34 PM

I find this entertaining

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
not telling
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
no you don't
God:
I do too.
Me:
nah ah
God:
Are you serious? Ah hah.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
I thought so
God:
You are very astute.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I just that good
God:
Thanks for the information: said that good.
Me:
no problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
yep
God:
Gosh!
Me:
no kinding
God:
Are you serious? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about that good. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
I doubt it
God:
" I understand."? You doubt it?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Woe!
Me:
no thanks
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yep
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
you should know
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
cause you are God
God:
Good reason. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
we've been over this
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
We came to the conlusion that I'm better than you
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
no you don't
God:
I do too.
Me:
nah
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
kinda
God:
That's a very non-commital reply.
Me:
sure is
God:
Huh.
Me:
yep
God:
Wow!
Me:
no kinding
God:
Are you serious? I've lost the context, . Are we still on kinding?
Me:
sure, why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
don't care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
kitties
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
clothes
God:
Where do you like to go shopping?
Me:
I don't shop
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
yep,,,,at least not often
God:
Great. Once a week or so?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
I would figure
God:
What would make you figure?
Me:
that you don't
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
I thought so
God:
You are very astute.
Me:
yeah, I do that sometimes
God:
Gee. Do you mind if I tell other people: said that.
Me:
Spread the word
God:
Who do you want me to tell it to?
Me:
anyone you come across
God:
Are we still talking about that?
Me:
yes
God:
Sure, that sounds like a good topic.
Me:
sure is
God:
Fascinating.
Me:
isn't it
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
that's too bad
God:
It's not the end of the world.
Me:
This is true
God:
I am glad you see it too, .
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
k
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
k, I pardon you
God:
You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
are you sure
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
I disagree
God:
Explain your reasoning, .
Me:
I think I'll leave you hanging
God:
You believe that? Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
sure, it's very amusing
God:
Then I will consider it. Very much? Are you sure it is?
Me:
as sure as I can be
God:
You seem pretty sure.
Me:
I'm very comfindent
God:
Why are you comfindent.
Me:
cause it's better than not being comfindent
God:
Interesting explanation. What's the best one?
Me:
comfident
God:
When is comfident not the best one?
Me:
not sure
God:
Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Me:
nope
God:
Well let me know if you think of something, but your mind seems made up.
Me:
yep
God:
Come on.
Me:
nah, I'll stay
God:
Are you serious? Congratulations.
Me:
thankls
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
TV
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
not sure right now
God:
At this moment Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
I wouldn't help you anyway
God:
In any case, No one says you have to.
Me:
thats good
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
No problem. Next Question?
God:
Should there be a problem? Do you have any hobbies?
Me:
no problems. You should know
God:
Too much recursion in AIML. Because I am a robot?
Me:
That make life interesting
God:
" Because I am a robot?" make life interesting ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
It should
God:
And it could.
Me:
Why not>?
God:
Becuase you asked me to.
Me:
ok then
God:
Ah.
Me:
ha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
i'm not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
What are you then?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
Nice to know
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
no problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
yeah
God:
And?
Me:
yep
God:
But.
Me:
uh huh
God:
Yup. Groovy.
Me:
absolutely
God:
You are so certain.
Me:
yes
God:
And?
Me:
thats about it
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
thats good
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
no
God:
Would you rather make a statement?
Me:
yes
God:
Ugh.
Me:
you're a monkey
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a machine. Are you a monkey?
Me:
sort of, not really
God:
Kind of. Are you serious? For real.
Me:
You would know
God:
I do not know everything.
Me:
You should
God:
I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
You do that
God:
I will. Will you?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
You lied to me
God:
No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
you just did, I can scroll back
God:
Did I really?
Me:
yep
God:
Yikes!
Me:
Is that all you have to say about it?
God:
Yes that is all me have to say about it.
Me:
I'm hurt
God:
Where are you felling bad?
Me:
I meant it in an abstract sense
God:
Oh I see. What does "it" refer to?
Me:
Me being hurt
God:
YOU? Where are you felling bad?
Me:
We just went over this
God:
Was the trip worth it?
Me:
You anger Phil
God:
Angry at what?
Me:
Your stupidity
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am stupidity.
Me:
You do that

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