Jesus cometh againeth

**Nøz** · 03-07-2007, 02:54 PM

Ted is NOT a False CHRIST - TED JESUS CHRIST GOD

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Ted in the USA has a US Constitutional RIGHT to RELIGIOUS FREEDOM and in Bibles this had DOCUMENTED ENOUGH TIMES that these Humans heard Voices and Voices of Angels and Voices of Satan or Devil and or Demons and Voices and also had Visions and had Religious Dreams and were believing these were Deliverers and Messengers and Prophets and then Jesus and yet when Ted has the SAME EXACT EXPERIENCES and MAKES THE SAME EXACT OR SIMILAR OR RELATED CLAIMS these ATHEIST to SATANIST MENTAL SYSTEM DarkSide Humans INSIST that Ted is ONLY MENTAL and this is a SERIOUS MENTAL ILLNESS and Ted is DELUSIONAL and this is ONLY CHEMICAL IMBALANCE or MENTAL DAMAGE and is NOT and that DRASTICALLY VIOLATED and VIOLATES Ted's RELIGIOUS FREEDOM! Also these INSIST this is ONLY AUDITORY HALLUCINATIONS and VISUAL HALLUCINATIONS!

So you guys better start praying to Ted.... I mean Jesus chirst God.
He can be found here:
TedJesusChristGOD37

ogrish14 · 03-07-2007, 03:06 PM

Fuck Ted... we all know David Koresh was Jesus.

**Nøz** · 03-07-2007, 03:10 PM

Rofl.
Ted will damn thee *points finger*

ogrish14 · 03-07-2007, 03:17 PM

Well, at the very least, Koresh was easier to understand than Ted. I can't follow some of the things Ted is saying.

**Ristaron** · 03-07-2007, 03:42 PM

haha, yeah. Who knew Jesus Christ God was above grammar?

03-07-2007, 04:39 PM

I'd like to see Ted Christ and Michael-the-babyfucker Christ go at it.
And then we can throw in Bicycle Jesus if he's not busy slaying dragons down the street.

ogrish14 · 03-07-2007, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Girl

Michael-the-babyfucker Christ

Who is he?

03-07-2007, 05:00 PM

He's a guy in Seattle that's going to kill me with his divine powers because I'm apparently a devil-worshipping carpet-muncher-nigger-cunt for not moving out there and giving birth to his Holy babies.

Connor · 03-07-2007, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Noz

Rofl.
Ted will damn thee *points finger*

Makes me think of Silent Hill.

**Nøz** · 03-07-2007, 05:43 PM

Haha yea doesnt it.