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02-15-2007, 11:40 PM
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If Jesus was A Jew
and Christianity doesn't make sens also it's said that the Jewish are the chosen people????
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02-15-2007, 11:52 PM
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Heh...I thought this fitting..
"Scholars have long debated the exact ethnicity and nationality of Jesus. Recently, at a theological meeting in Rome, scholars had a heated debate on this subject. One by one, they offered their evidence............. THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN: 1. His first name was Jesus 2. He was bilingual 3. He was always being harassed by the authorities But then there were equally good arguments that....... JESUS WAS BLACK 1. He called everybody "brother" 2. He liked Gospel 3. He couldn't get a fair trial But then there were equally good arguments that....... JESUS WAS JEWISH 1. He went into His Father's business 2. He lived at home until he was 33 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was God But then there were equally good arguments that....... JESUS WAS ITALIAN 1. He talked with his hands 2. He had wine with every meal 3. He used olive oil But then there were equally good argument that....... JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN 1. He never cut his hair 2. He walked around barefoot 3. He started a new religion But then there were equally good arguments that....... JESUS WAS IRISH 1. He never got married 2. He was always telling stories 3. He loved green pastures But perhaps the most compelling evidence ...... THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN ..... 1. She had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food 2. She kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who JUST DIDN'T GET IT 3. Even when She was dead, She had to get up because there was more work for Her to do" But He was Jewish by nationality, not beliefs. There IS a difference |
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02-16-2007, 12:12 AM
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02-16-2007, 12:35 AM
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02-16-2007, 12:41 AM
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02-16-2007, 12:41 AM
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Of course Judaea aka Israel is in the Middle East....
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02-16-2007, 12:43 AM
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02-16-2007, 12:45 AM
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To say Jesus was Jewish is to refer to Judaism. Sometimes they are used interchangeably. In that case, Jesus was jewish.
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“He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.” “Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.” “The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.” “When I grow up I want to be a little boy.” ^ Joseph Heller
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02-16-2007, 12:48 AM
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