I have a question for Christians

4n7hr4x · 02-24-2007, 06:09 PM

Why do you all worship a false god?

Don't you know the bible is a lie written by Satelk, he wrote it thousands of years ago to fool humanity so that he could collect their souls and torture them for eternity. The only true god is our lord and true savior Kaleth. You must resist temptation by this false god, it is Kaleth's will that you worship him if you want to gain true enlightenment in this life and to go to Servelum when you die.

Here I have proof, its a quote from the holy text...

"and Katelth warned man upon the day of creation to beware of temptation from sin, and to not fall victim to the tricks of Satelk." The Book of Kaleth, 48:15.

You must have faith in Kaleth, it is the only way to save humanity.

lAcKoFsAnItY · 02-24-2007, 06:29 PM

Wow. You're a nut! 0.o" No offense.

4n7hr4x · 02-24-2007, 06:38 PM

Actually, I am offended, why do think I'm a nut? Don't be afraid of Kaleth, he does not want you to fear him, only to love him.

Do you dislike me because you do not believe in Kaleth. I can assure you all the evidence to prove his existence is all around you, you need only to look.

lAcKoFsAnItY · 02-24-2007, 06:43 PM

Okay, I can totally play this game.
Go ahead. Prove to me that YOUR GOD is different from ALL OTHER GODS.
Prove that HE EXISTS. Hard, solid proof, and beyond all shadow of a doubt.
Then I'll take my nut statement back. Fair?
Until then, you're just like any other misled religious person to me. By the way... I'm agnostic.

4n7hr4x · 02-24-2007, 06:46 PM

Well I talk to him everyday, he guides me through life and is there for me when I need him. He created the planet you live one and the universe, he created you and me and everyone else. What other evidence could anyone ever need.

lAcKoFsAnItY · 02-24-2007, 06:50 PM

Prove that you talk to him everyday. Prove that he created the planet and the universe. Prove that he created people.

You can't, can you?

Do you think that I'm going to believe you, just because you tell me it's so?
Think again.

4n7hr4x · 02-24-2007, 06:56 PM

This is the sort of trick Satelk would try to pull, and I won't give in. I wish I could help you my brethren, it is obvious you have been possessed by Satelk, but you must fight it, it will pass soon enough.

"Satelk is an evil creature spawned from the depths of the earth. He will often test your faith by possessing a fellow human being and using them to play tricks on mankind." The book of Kaleth 67:14

The Pianist · 02-24-2007, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4n7hr4x

Why do you all worship a false god?

Don't you know the bible is a lie written by Satelk, he wrote it thousands of years ago to fool humanity so that he could collect their souls and torture them for eternity. The only true god is our lord and true savior Kaleth. You must resist temptation by this false god, it is Kaleth's will that you worship him if you want to gain true enlightenment in this life and to go to Servelum when you die.

Here I have proof, its a quote from the holy text...

"and Katelth warned man upon the day of creation to beware of temptation from sin, and to not fall victim to the tricks of Satelk." The Book of Kaleth, 48:15.

You must have faith in Kaleth, it is the only way to save humanity.

Why is this in the Christian forum....shouldn't we move it to Pagan or something?

lAcKoFsAnItY · 02-24-2007, 07:00 PM

Oh dear god.
I could just as easily call you 'demon possessed' as you can call me 'tricked by Satelk', huh?

And just out of curiosity, how does one 'fight' this 'trickery'?

4n7hr4x · 02-24-2007, 07:03 PM

Through prayer to Kaleth himself and strength of will you can defeat Satelk, although anyone can fall victim at any time, he even has the ability to possess several people at once.