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11-30-2007, 12:14 AM
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God and Man
So there was this scientist that discovered how to create man and he went about telling everyone. So God says to this man one day, interesting I would like to see this and so the man tells God since I can do this I don't think we need you any longer and so God says well ok, if you create man I will leave all of you alone. And so the man kneels to the floor and grabs some sand and then God says Hold on, wait a second create your own sand.
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11-30-2007, 01:51 AM
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Can i haz noob nao?
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Originally Posted by The Pianist
So there was this scientist that discovered how to create man and he went about telling everyone. So God says to this man one day, interesting I would like to see this and so the man tells God since I can do this I don't think we need you any longer and so God says well ok, if you create man I will leave all of you alone. And so the man kneels to the floor and grabs some sand and then God says Hold on, wait a second create your own sand.
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shows how selfish the mother fucker would be...
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11-30-2007, 01:55 AM
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shows how selfish the mother fucker would be...
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haha, Should just stab God and use him for parts 
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11-30-2007, 02:00 AM
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Cute, I've got one too.
And God said unto him "go and take the promised land". To which the man replied "from whom?"
And God answered "from those who have come to reside in that which I have set apart for you".
To this the man was skeptical. "Why, Lord", he asked, "would I need to vanquish those who live in a place thou promised my forefathers and so set apart so none would take it?"
And the Lord replied "Just do it, for in two thousand years they'll still be asking the same question, and I'll still be as unhelpful as ever".
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Haha! I love being in warm cum with balls on my ass while I'm pooping.
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11-30-2007, 05:35 AM
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I must admit, this guy has guts to be posting this stuff on such an Atheist site.
...wait, can't we make sand? Or we can use silicon or something...I don't know.
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I can handle you...and your sexy parties.
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11-30-2007, 01:26 PM
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HE(sic)AD
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This website is open to all faiths, and we've made numerous sections so that discussions can be held under the assumption that the deity exists if it comes to that need.
But, yes, Pianist is persistent. I think it's a good quality.
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Haha! I love being in warm cum with balls on my ass while I'm pooping.
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11-30-2007, 02:09 PM
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Yeah, I'm surprised he hasn't stopped. Especially with your guys' warm, accepting reactions.
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11-30-2007, 08:31 PM
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Yeah, I'm surprised he hasn't stopped. Especially with your guys' warm, accepting reactions.
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Yeah, I love how accepting everyone is here.
It actually was much more accepting back in the good ole days of me having more posts than Noz. I started a lot of topics and had a whole bunch of discussions and the site kept erasing it so I left. When I came back Rist was here hahaha....and of course I was no longer a mod.
I periodically step in and make some threads in the Christianity section, especially when I haven't been to the site in months and there have been no new threads made.
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“He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.”
“Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.”
“The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.”
“When I grow up I want to be a little boy.”
^ Joseph Heller
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11-30-2007, 08:39 PM
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Well, thank you for stirring it up.
It's getting boring with all these athiests...I haven't had a good religious discussion in awhile.
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11-30-2007, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Stossel
Well, thank you for stirring it up.
It's getting boring with all these athiests...I haven't had a good religious discussion in awhile.
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I would stir it up a lot more but I'm forbidden to challenge the basis of an atheist's faith in the atheists forum.
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“He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.”
“Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.”
“The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.”
“When I grow up I want to be a little boy.”
^ Joseph Heller
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