do you believe in Jesus??

02-10-2007, 02:39 AM

Do you believe in Jesus?
Yes, No?
Maybe when you read this story you will...

You know I believe that he existed once. Mary and her husband Joesph had a child you all know they had 'sex' just like normal people do; the bible just exaggerates a little bit. He grew up, he was a man like you and I. He had a job, he was a carpenter and shit, he made lot of houses and shit he had lots of money for wine, beer and hoes but with all that he still felt empty inside and then he decided to made up this Religious movement called ''Christianity" to try to take over the world. He fucking started to brain wash everyone into thinking he was the son of god, and shit he became crazed. Then he began saying he was the son of god and shit that he had to rule them all.
So the Romans where so damned pissed at him, that they decided to kill him.
So they tie him up on this pole and stabbed him to death. As he died, people cry and they barred him end of the story.
Somehow he had a twin bro hidden some where like in the movie (The Prestige) and people began to think he was resurrected.
The oldest illusionist trick on the book....
Then some guy saw the whole scene and he was so dammed inspired that write a whole damned book in hieroglyphics.
Then book became famous and spread over the world of course they had to translate it for all the nations of the world and then they became all the religions we have today.
Different names same story... Jesus, Buddha, Krishna, Allah and so on...