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Bigfoot Body Found!?

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August 12, 2008
BIGFOOT BODY FOUND
DNA evidence and photo evidence to be presented at a
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Date: Friday, August 15, 2008
Time: From 12Noon-1:00pm
Place: Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto (A Crown Plaza Resort) 4290 El Camino Real, Palo Alto, California 94306

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BIGFOOT BODY FOUND - EVIDENCE AND DNA DETAILS TO BE PRESENTED AT A PRESS CONFERENCE ON FRIDAY, AUGUST 15th

FROM 12 N00N TO 1:00PM AT THE CABANA HOTEL-PALO ALTO IN PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA

A body that may very well be the body of the creature commonly known as “Bigfoot” has been found in the woods in northern Georgia.

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Old 08-13-2008, 08:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Looks shooped.

Really, myths about Bigfoot have been around since before 1840, when Elkanah Walker heard about it from the Lacotah tribe, who knew it as Chinye-tanka (Big Elder Brother). I'm no more inclined to believe them than I am to believe in the Jersey Devil, the Chupacabra, the Loch Ness Monster, or any other Cryptozoological creature.

My point is, if they existed, they would have been found already. We have enormous resources at our disposal to locate things (please nobody bring up how Bin Ladin has apparently been able to "elude" detection, for I will slap you), a creature such as Bigfoot would not be able to avoid being located for over one hundred and fifty years.

This thing is probably a gorilla that escaped from a zoo.
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Really, myths about Bigfoot have been around since before 1840, when Elkanah Walker heard about it from the Lacotah tribe, who knew it as Chinye-tanka (Big Elder Brother).

Well you said it, this tribe (and many, if not all Native Tribes) it had been known...that means there have been myths about it much longer...even the south american people's had a myth about it. I guess you could say it is much like the dragon where there are many many different cultures that had a belief in it. As for me if there is proof (though I am holding my breath!) than YAY!!! Its always possible for things to be missed...though I would have thought it being found some where like western Canada because of how much forest is up there. Anyway I like to keep my mind open about things...so there is my two cents
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Yea. That shit was supposedly found in Clayton County where I work. I am glad you posted something about it because I didn't hear anything of it. I am going to watch the movie now.

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I cannot wait to see how this turns out.
Um...the area it was said to be found in doesn't really seem too believable to me though because Clayton County is VERY populated and ghetto.
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Yea. That shit was supposedly found in Clayton County where I work. I am glad you posted something about it because I didn't hear anything of it. I am going to watch the movie now.


--------------- Added 13 Aug 2008 at 10:07 pm ---------------

I cannot wait to see how this turns out.
Um...the area it was said to be found in doesn't really seem too believable to me though because Clayton County is VERY populated and ghetto.

really! Well in that case I doubt it...if someone who lives there had not heard anything about it till now...I think it is a hoax! Tho keeping an open mind, AND brainstorming...could be lost?!? Could have wandered away from its home range...maybe its got Mad Yeti Disease?
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Oh it could have just been the worlds most tallest woman they found, she died today World's tallest woman dies in Indiana at age 53 - Yahoo! News
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Something smells fishy, hopefully it's a real dinner.
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Maybe FOX is using it as a tactic to distract ppl from the war goin on in Georgia the country
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Pee eff eff tee...they wouldn't do that. I actually heard someone say that the other day. Pee eff eff tee. I didn't know if I wanted to laugh or slap 'em.
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really! Well in that case I doubt it...if someone who lives there had not heard anything about it till now...I think it is a hoax! Tho keeping an open mind, AND brainstorming...could be lost?!? Could have wandered away from its home range...maybe its got Mad Yeti Disease?
No, I heard about it but I didn't look up on it because I forgot about it. Everyone here was talking about it but I don't watch the news or anything like that so I 'personally' didn't get to see or read anything about it but everyone else did.
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