Would You Rather...?

**HeartAttack** · #1 (**permalink**) 10-23-2007, 04:25 PM

Ok so some friends and I at work used to play this game called "Would You Rather", and I figured I'd bring it to the 'toast. It goes like this:

Imagine that some all-powerful being came to you with two absolutely fucked up choices, and you had to either choose one or the other, and you couldn't say "neither.". That's how the game works. For example:

Would you rather eat dog shit or drink cat piss?

Make your choice, and then ask your question. So on and so forth. There is the rare occasion that you can use the almighty "I'd gouge my own throat out" if you really seriously couldn't make a choice. But in that case, you lose a turn and can't ask your question.

So...let's try this! My question is the one I asked above^

Would you rather eat dog shit or drink cat piss?

everyone's favo · 10-23-2007, 05:00 PM

How does the losing a turn thing go? Is this a game your gonna keep track of? It seems kind of pointless to have a "lose a turn" option if this is suppose to run on itself.

Anyway: I would rather eat dog shit cause there are no surprises there...yes, thats a funny story itself, but not this thread.

Would you rather gouge out your eyes or gouge out your ear drums?

Caroline · 10-23-2007, 05:02 PM

gouge out my eyes

would you rather be stabbed with a blunt object or a sharp object?

**HeartAttack** · 10-23-2007, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by everyone's favo

How does the losing a turn thing go? Is this a game your gonna keep track of? It seems kind of pointless to have a "lose a turn" option if this is suppose to run on itself.

Anyway: I would rather eat dog shit cause there are no surprises there...yes, thats a funny story itself, but not this thread.

Would you rather gouge out your eyes or gouge out your ear drums?

Losing a turn means if you answer with "Id gouge my own throat" then you don't get to ask a "would you rather". I'll keep track of it.

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Originally Posted by Caroline

gouge out my eyes

would you rather be stabbed with a blunt object or a sharp object?

A sharp object.

Would you rather eat through yourself/a significant other to get to your unborn child or have someone stick a straw into your urethra and blow in a mouthful or lemon juice and glass shards?

toowens · 10-23-2007, 08:26 PM

Lemon juice and glass shards, screw cannabilism.

Would you rather eat a jar fool of puke, or be forced to eat a jar fool of snot

Leslie_1985 · 10-23-2007, 09:37 PM

Jar full of snot

would you rather stick your hand in acid or cut off your hand

**HeartAttack** · 10-23-2007, 10:10 PM

stick my hand in acid.

would you rather eat a bowl of baked facial hair or a bowl of teeth & milk?

[M]anorexia Nervosa · 10-23-2007, 11:02 PM

Aghhh that's disgusting germaphobia germaphobia germaphobia.
Baked facial hair, as long as I know what part of the face it came from.
Then again, that doesn't really help much...

Would you rather eat a chicken seconds after you killed it, still flapping it's wings, feathers, beak, and all, or would you rather swallow maggot-infested fish entrails?

yossarian · 10-24-2007, 12:00 AM

Eat the live chicken... it's less like be be infested with salmonella. now as for the fish entrails with maggots... that has to be loaded with all sorts of food toxins.

Would you live a life of solitude and be blind or live a life of power and riches and be dumb?

**HeartAttack** · 10-24-2007, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by yossarian

Eat the live chicken... it's less like be be infested with salmonella. now as for the fish entrails with maggots... that has to be loaded with all sorts of food toxins.

Would you live a life of solitude and be blind or live a life of power and riches and be dumb?

I'd rather be dumb.

Would you rather be stretched to death or squashed vertically to death?