A Middletown woman is arrested, after chasing children, urinating on a porch, and blocking traffic... all while wearing a cow suit.

Police say 32 year old Michelle Allen was chasing children in the 3100 block of Wilbraham, while wearing the cow costume early Monday evening. Allen also reportedly urinated on a neighbor's front porch. An officer told Allen to go home and stay there for the remainder of the evening.

Police were later called to North Verity Avenue, where Allen was allegedly blocking traffic. The arresting officer says Allen smelled of alcohol, slurred her speech, and was belligerent. She also allegedly cussed at the officer.

Allen is charged with disorderly conduct.

Woman Wearing Cow Suit Arrested - :: Cincinnati news story :: LOCAL 12 WKRC-TV in Cincinnati

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i want a cow suit.
i'd wear it EVERYWHERE

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I'd milk you.

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i'd let you

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Oohh...really? ^_^ *runs out to buy a cow suit*

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muahaha.

everyone's favo

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LOL, the first thing I thought of when I seen the title was panda_babii's pic in the show yourself thread. LAWLZ

I kept on lawl'ing when I read the thread. What was she on? I didn't seen any inkling to drug/alcohol usage in the link.

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must have been high on life.

i know i am.

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Whoa...

I've seen people doing all the things she did... But never have I seen one doing it in a cow suit. Much entertainment, indeed.

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I wore a Chick-fl-a cow suit last friday. I posted it in show yourself. I am glad i didn't get arrested.

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