Tom Cruise building $10mil bunker to protect against alien attack

#1 (**permalink**) 10-13-2007, 11:05 AM

Tom Cruise is planning to build a bunker at his Colorado home to protect his family in the event of an intergalactic alien attack.

Tom is reportedly fearful that deposed galactic ruler 'Xenu' is plotting an evil revenge attack on Earth.

According to American magazine Star, a source said: "Tom is planning to build a US$10 million bunker under his Telluride estate." The home can be seen below.

"It's a self-contained underground shelter with a high tech air purifying shelter."

The facility is said to have enough room for ten people - including wife Katie Holmes, 17-month-old daughter Suri and his adopted children Isabella, 14, and Connor, 12.

**Nøz** · 10-13-2007, 11:26 AM

Jesus is a crazy bastard.

whitney_03 · 10-13-2007, 01:27 PM

lmao I love how crazy Tom Cruise is.

I better get to work on my bunker...

**Nøz** · 10-13-2007, 01:29 PM

I got a hole in the back yard that I can use

whitney_03 · 10-13-2007, 01:31 PM

I don't know wtf I'm going to do. Maybe I could jackhammer the cement in my crawlspace and then dig one down there. I need supplies for sure. I wonder if putting tinfoil on my head would help?

**Nøz** · 10-13-2007, 01:34 PM

Yes the tinfoil helmet is a must.
hmm but will it be enough?
I need can foods and a bucket for umm well you know.

Static · 10-13-2007, 02:10 PM

alllrighty there Tom...

comedians everywhere will have a field day with this one! lmfao

shatt3r · 10-13-2007, 02:29 PM

trying to stand up there looking all intellegent, while he's acting stupid.

but nonetheless, funny. ^-^

i should also, dig a hole. fill it with supplies....yes...a big hole....and then funish it...WAIT!! put walls in...furniture....

I have to go!! ::scurries off to dig hole::