Things a Man-

**SeaStone** · #1 (**permalink**) 10-18-2007, 01:02 PM

Things a Man Should Know About Women

I found this funny, (and in many places, true.)

-->Things a Man Should Know About Women - Esquire

**Opunaya** · 10-18-2007, 01:28 PM

"Love does not mean never having to say you're sorry. It means having to say you're sorry over and over again, in new and different ways, every day, every week, every month, even when you don't want to, every year, until God grants you his mercy and you finally, blissfully die."

I've learned this one a lot...

**SeaStone** · 10-18-2007, 01:42 PM

"Speaking of flowers, they are most effective when delivered to her workplace."

I liked this one.

A_JoshChang_Story · 10-18-2007, 01:46 PM

*taking notes*
this stuff is gold!.. not saying i have a problem with this subject... but...yah

**Opunaya** · 10-18-2007, 01:49 PM

Don't worry, even if you follow all of those, you'll still be wrong.

Josh1579 · 10-18-2007, 04:26 PM

Look out ladies...now my swooning powers are maxed out!

eDgE oF iNsAnItY · 10-18-2007, 04:40 PM

They forgot:
"Above all else, remember: women are just plain psychotic."

10-18-2007, 04:57 PM

"While the occasional quick love bite is, in context, welcome, that incessant animal-in-a-leg-trap gnawing: no."

I about lost it on this one!
Most of those made me laugh.

"Going shopping with more than one woman at any given time will consume a minimum of seventeen hours that could have been spent napping."

This also applys to one or two girls and a gay guy...just from experience NEVER go shopping with a gay friend...yes its fun but it takes a whole lot longer than it does if it's just girls...at least thats how it went with one of my friends and I.

"It's pointless to argue with her if you're not going to win.

You're not going to win"

This is SOOOOOOOO true! Guys take this into concideration...YOU WON'T WIN AN ARGUMENT! Trust us you just won't.

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Originally Posted by eDgE oF iNsAnItY

They forgot:
"Above all else, remember: women are just plain psychotic."

Were not psychotic...It's just the PMS!
You try having cramps that make you want to puke and being bloated to the point where the only thing that fits is sweat pants or our "fat" clothes!

eDgE oF iNsAnItY · 10-18-2007, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shesgotnothingtosay

This is SOOOOOOOO true! Guys take this into concideration...YOU WON'T WIN AN ARGUMENT! Trust us you just won't.

I win them quite often actually. The benefit of logical thinking versus emotional outbreaks.

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Originally Posted by shesgotnothingtosay

Were not psychotic...It's just the PMS!
You try having cramps that make you want to puke and being bloated to the point where the only thing that fits is sweat pants or our "fat" clothes!

Cramps that make me want to puke. Sounds like a normal "muscle failure" day of pt to me

OK, PMS, sure, y'all have that... I'll give that to you. Hormaonal changes and all that crap. Sucks, I'm sure.

I was talking more about the: "Somethings wrong, but I won't tell you and you had BETTER figure it out! Then you had better figure out how to fix it. Any attempt you make at fixing why I am pissed at you, which very well could be the smallest thing out of your control, such as the fact that I lost my favorite pen at work today, will result in complete and utter failure. I will then try my damndest to make your life a living hell until I am completely satisfied that I have broken you down." You know, the psycho stuff!

SpicedSugar · 10-18-2007, 07:58 PM

hahahahaha, i know too many people who say this:
"You have no previous girlfriend.

If she doesn't believe you when you say you have no previous girlfriend, admit to only one and offer: "She was unintelligent, a bad dresser, lousy in bed, couldn't cook, and had warts on her nipples."

and they forgot to add this one , too:

if she has a better car than you, wait for her to let you drive it.