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Old 09-21-2007, 09:16 PM
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Thumbs up Ridiculous questions thread

This thread is for people who want to know anything, it doesn't matter how retarded, idiotic, stupid, crazy or politically incorect the question may seem, if you seriously want to know something, ask it here! (I do ask that you only ask genuine questions, that you or someone you know want's to know the answer to)

So I'll start it off, I have a ton of ridiculous questions in my head.

Why is water blue in large amounts? It's clear everytime you pour a glass of water, so what makes it blue in lakes and oceans?
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Old 10-12-2007, 10:49 PM   #11 (permalink)
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why does it burn when I pee?
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Old 10-12-2007, 11:53 PM   #12 (permalink)
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why does it burn when I pee?
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Why is he so disturbing?
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Old 10-17-2007, 07:36 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Because I'm so magically delicious!

Why does Seastone deny that she loves me?
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Old 10-24-2007, 12:59 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Why are women so bitchy?
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Old 10-24-2007, 05:53 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Why are women so bitchy?
Just to see how hard guys will work for sex.


Why hasn't anyone answered my question yet? ;-;
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Old 10-24-2007, 05:55 AM   #16 (permalink)
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urinary tract infection

Why did i leave my umbrella in the car?

ps hi daddy
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Old 10-24-2007, 06:22 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Because the car hypnotized you...and you probably didn't realize it would rain today.

PS: Hi daughter.
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Why does this quote crack me up?

"Who are you calling cootie queen? You lint licker!"

hehehehehehe hahahahahah hohohohohoh
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Does it seem odd that the word "God" and "good" are pretty similar, and the word "Devil" has the word "evil" in it... or do you think that's just a coincidence?
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Why does this quote crack me up?

"Who are you calling cootie queen? You lint licker!"

hehehehehehe hahahahahah hohohohohoh
Because its awesome?

Why do you think its called practicing medicine?
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