Its the story of how Hubba Jigga Waa came along....I know, I'm really sounding like a one trick pony at this point. But Kelley and SeaStone asked for it, so here it is...
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So it was a hot summer day at a block party. Me and my buddies were about 5, having a fancy good time playing in the fire hydrant while some beach boys were playing in the background.
All of the sudden, the water stopped. The entire block was confuzzled! Someone had to investigate this, but who could be the hero? Who is brave enough to face the wrath of the fire hydrant?!
Old Man Jim of course (I'll call him Old Man for short though.) Anyway, Old Man looks inside the fire hydrant, and instantly says "Hubba Jigga Waa????" The entire crowd was laughing, as Old Man reveals that it was an Asian Puppy stuck in the fire hydrant.
Other people have asked questions about the Asian puppy, so you people are in for a treat: two stories for the price of one!
After saving the Asian puppy (people always win tag o wars against inanimate objects), Old Man was able to make a proper diagnosis of where the puppy came from, because Old Man is cool and old and wise like that. Through intense eye twitching and mumbling, Old Man discovered the Asian puppy is THE (yes, capitalizing THE was necessary) love child of Bill Cosby and Bob Barker. And the twitching and mumbling was that intense, we had to believe Old Man.
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And that is how "Hubba Jigga Waa???" came along. Tell the legend to your kids, they'll enjoy this.
