Not such a bad night

tyrannosaurusjr · #1 (**permalink**) 09-20-2007, 01:36 AM

So after like 2 weeks of not getting laid in Japan (last time ws about 2.5 weeks ago) I was getting preeeeetty antsy, but I finally got some action, and MAN did I forgot how fucking loud Japanese girls are. But its funny, too, because the whole night was weird. A few of my friends and I went to this really rad, kind of expensive but super nice bar called... ready?... Bar Samurai Girl. So we're there, and these three Nihonjin walk in, and it turns out itts this girl Aki's birthday, so we all kanpai and I head over to talk to them because I hate speaking only english with gaijinbakkari. So we talk for a while, get kind of sloshed, and my friends leave, but I wanted to stay and talk more. So I did, get kind of more drunk, and its like midnight and I'm starting to think that I should head out (class at 845 am everyday) but these three are insisting that I go to karaoke with them, and my drunken self decides finally to go with them. Maybe a half hour or so before we left, I noticed that the girl, Aki, is kind of touchy feely with me, which I dug on, so we head out hand in hand with the other two, in her car. I biked there, and knew I was leaving my bike behind which kind of worried me but no one steals anything here so no biggy (side-note, I walked back there today (took like 1.5 hours) and it was still there), and get to karaoke.

One thing I will never understand about Japan is that drunken japanese men seem to have a predisposition to removing their pants. And boxers. Like, Rockin' out, very secretively. We killed a bottle there, and during that time 2 thigns happened: 1.) I look over at... I forget his name... and boom, he's fucking spread eagle, legs in the air. Suffice to sya, everyone started laughing pretty hard, jsut because its so FUCKING out of the ordinary. Also, Aki and I began the preliminary actions that inevitably lead to sex later.

We leave, she drives me to her house, and the spread-eagle dude passes out in her car. We head in and everything else is known. Good time, but the funny thing was this morning right as I was getting dressed the dude walks in... I'm not sure if he lives there too or what, but I played it cool and he didn't really seem to care. Right before she drove me back to campus though, for some reason she jsut opens the bathroom door, where he's taking a shit head in hands, and starts up a quick conversation with him. Weird.

Anyway, that's my story. Tokyo this weekend, so I'm sure I'll be back with a bunch of things to tell.

Static · 09-20-2007, 02:35 AM

haha holy shit, the best things always happen in real life, that's so funny/awesome I couldn't have written it better myself. Nicely done.

ChaosXIII · 09-20-2007, 04:09 AM

Damn, I want to go to Japan. *Checks pockets* Somofabitch.

acutelyaware · 09-20-2007, 04:11 AM

that is funny. asians are soooo crazy. and great partyers. they do all th time. but unfortunately i'm a girl who is now trying to stay away from a particular asian man who is way weird in bed-and not in a good way. i guess i should just like asian women if i want a good oriental time haha. but yeah, that story was pretty funny. and i believe it completely