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Old 01-16-2008, 08:44 PM
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Hollywood and their computer misconceptions

Yea some of these guys think we actually had super computers in our houses back in the 80's, great and hilarious

5 Things Hollywood Thinks Computers Can Do | Cracked.com
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I really hate Hollywood for this. God...they...they are just dumb.
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You can't help but read this shit and wanna laugh lol!!
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I sighed in pity and disgust.
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You all realize that this is satire and you shouldn't take it seriously, right? I know my sarcasm radar has been off as of late, but it can't be this off.
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What do you mean? Those things actually occured in those films...
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This to me is just hilarious. I mean, I know that the majority of these applications are pretty much just composed of CGI but, coming from the imagination of someone who works in IT, I could only imagine how much demand that would put - not only on a system, but on a network - that has the unpleasant duty of taking these applications.

I mean, I'm aware that some of the technology (emphasis on some) is real and is currently being used but, some of this is just overkill.
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yea some things were hilarious like:

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That thing that qualified as a "supercomputer" in 1984? Your Xbox 360 is 500 times faster.
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The microwave-sized IMSAI 8080 computer the hero used to take over the nation' nuclear missile fleet had 64KB of memory.

That means if it tried to open this article as a Word document, it'd get about half way through before it ran out.
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That new Mac operating system that' coming out? Goldblum' PowerBook 5300 had about one-tenth the memory needed to run it. So, forget uplinking to an alien freaking starship; if he simply tried to run a piece of software from the same damned manufacturer from just 10 years in the future, the result would look something like this:
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While you might not be able to pipe an entire cities-worth of gas to the one location, blowing up your enemies, it IS possible to overload generators and cause them to overload and shut down. It's even been tested:

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/US/09/27/power.at.risk/#cnnSTCVideo

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PC World - CIA Says Hackers Have Cut Power Grid
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