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Old 08-07-2008, 05:34 AM
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Hail Explodes Out of Man's Toilet While In Use.
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Austrian Times – Home > Panorama > Toilet rained giant hailstones to fill building
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Haha! I love being in warm climates, at least I worry about ice balls on my ass while I'm pooping.
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Haha! I love being in warm cum with balls on my ass while I'm pooping.
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After reading the article, I was already lmao. After reading the FIXED post, I am happy to say that the situation has been upgraded to ROTFL!

I mean, I've heard of shitstorms but, this is straight up OD status.

*in voice of Don LaFontaine*

Just when you thought it was safe to use your bathroom, a quiet town in the middle of nowhere is shown differently. One man, one toilet, one big explosion. Ben Affleck stars in, TEH UBER SHITSTORM! The toilets are pissed, and this time, they won't take any more shitl. This film is not yet rated.
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That is some freaky twilight zone shit! LOL.
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That is absolutely the funniest thing I have read in a long time. I lol'd so hard
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My ass hurt after reading that.
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After reading the article, I was already lmao. After reading the FIXED post, I am happy to say that the situation has been upgraded to ROTFL!

I mean, I've heard of shitstorms but, this is straight up OD status.

*in voice of Don LaFontaine*

Just when you thought it was safe to use your bathroom, a quiet town in the middle of nowhere is shown differently. One man, one toilet, one big explosion. Ben Affleck stars in, TEH UBER SHITSTORM! The toilets are pissed, and this time, they won't take any more shitl. This film is not yet rated.
LMAO!!!!!!

This thread has already become more epic than any other thread on BT this year. Even though it's pretty dead, it's epicness shall remain...FOREVAH!!!!!
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It would be directed by M. Night Shahmalawndingdong! It'd be like "The Happening" but with shit instead of plants.
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I don't want to go to the bathroom now. 0_o
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