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Old 07-21-2008, 02:36 PM
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So my cat was sitting on the inside of the window sill between the curtain and the screen, and my room-mates came by. The curtain kept them from seeing me, and Dave decided, for some reason, that it would be funny to try to scare my cat. So he lunged at the window, which is a good six feet off the ground, with a good yell and my cat had a little start. Then he came around to come in the back door of the apartment.

Where I was waiting.

He opened the door and I fucking yelled ten times as loud less than a foot away from him.

He almost fucking shit his pants.
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Old 07-21-2008, 02:39 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Haha, what if he had shit his pants? That would've been even better.
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Well he went into the bathroom pretty damn quickly afterwards and he just came out with a different pair of shorts.

Mwahahahaha.

--------------- Added 21 Jul 2008 at 02:46 pm ---------------

Anyways, I also just told him as he was heading out just now that if he tries to freak my cat out like that again, I'll throw him out.
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Ahahahahahahah! Vengence! Although I wouldn't care as long as it wasn't an old cat. My kitty likes wars. Plus it'd be karma seeing as when me older cat was alive (like freaking 17) He jumped on her back and latched on. Rofl.
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