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Fucking Instant Karma, Bitch!
So my cat was sitting on the inside of the window sill between the curtain and the screen, and my room-mates came by. The curtain kept them from seeing me, and Dave decided, for some reason, that it would be funny to try to scare my cat. So he lunged at the window, which is a good six feet off the ground, with a good yell and my cat had a little start. Then he came around to come in the back door of the apartment.
Where I was waiting.
He opened the door and I fucking yelled ten times as loud less than a foot away from him.
He almost fucking shit his pants.
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