Christian Video Games?

El Pirata · #1 (**permalink**) 01-16-2008, 08:45 PM

Yea talk about Noah running off of Wolfenstein's engine, made me rofl

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**Opunaya** · 01-17-2008, 05:34 AM

Yeah, I've heard of these, and they've almost got me to believe!

NachtEngel · 01-17-2008, 08:59 AM

They should come out with games for all religions. I can just imagine it now.

Atheist Killers - Kill all the religious people and stop the spreading of pointless dogma.

Pagan survival - Fight off the crazy Christians that are trying to burn anyone that wont convert.

Scientology and celebrities - it is your job as a celebrity to begin converting other celebs to Scientology and try to convert the world by telling them it's cool.

Islam hunters - Command your army to commit suicide and kill non believers in the name of Allah.

**Twizt3d** · 01-17-2008, 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NachtEngel

They should come out with games for all religions. I can just imagine it now.

Atheist Killers - Kill all the religious people and stop the spreading of pointless dogma.

Pagan survival - Fight off the crazy Christians that are trying to burn anyone that wont convert.

Scientology and celebrities - it is your job as a celebrity to begin converting other celebs to Scientology and try to convert the world by telling them it's cool.

Islam hunters - Command your army to commit suicide and kill non believers in the name of Allah.

I loled.
Fucking priceless.

Chase_the_Bass · 01-17-2008, 09:08 AM

"Your enemies are snow, and at least one crawling ice cube."

I lol'd.

**Ristaron** · 01-17-2008, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NachtEngel

They should come out with games for all religions. I can just imagine it now.

Atheist Killers - Kill all the religious people and stop the spreading of pointless dogma.

Pagan survival - Fight off the crazy Christians that are trying to burn anyone that wont convert.

Scientology and celebrities - it is your job as a celebrity to begin converting other celebs to Scientology and try to convert the world by telling them it's cool.

Islam hunters - Command your army to commit suicide and kill non believers in the name of Allah.

I luled.

Lule = looooooool

**Opunaya** · 01-17-2008, 11:39 AM

Seanbaby.com - EGM's Crapstravaganza: The 20 Worst Games of All Time

A more accurate grading of the Bible Adventures game.

**Ristaron** · 01-17-2008, 12:15 PM

"but since most of the time will be spent throwing Moses into the water and laughing, graphics aren't that important". Nice!

El Pirata · 01-17-2008, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NachtEngel

They should come out with games for all religions. I can just imagine it now.

Atheist Killers - Kill all the religious people and stop the spreading of pointless dogma.

Pagan survival - Fight off the crazy Christians that are trying to burn anyone that wont convert.

Scientology and celebrities - it is your job as a celebrity to begin converting other celebs to Scientology and try to convert the world by telling them it's cool.

Islam hunters - Command your army to commit suicide and kill non believers in the name of Allah.

LMFAO

01-17-2008, 01:58 PM

a religion game? wasn't there already one? AC? isn't that the most recent religion game? and i think there were a few, but it probably a general type, who know? and i don't think religions game should be made...look at them trying to shut down a few games just cuz it based in their "bibles."

ex. Harry Potter...forgot a few...