So... apparently two of my coworkers have been conspiring to set me up with the girl who got me hired at Petplan. Today I was sitting between them and they were like "yeah, you two would make a cute couple". I finally pieced together why they kept bringing it up in our conversations today thanks to that remark... So I was like:

"Well, I'm going to save you two further conspiring, as it isn't going to work; I'm gay".

They sat, mouths agape for about ten seconds before we all burst out laughing.

Yeah, it was so great, we fucking fell out of our chairs and rolled on the floor.

And then one of them got really embarrassed and ran away.

It was fucking hilarious.

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LMAO!

At least they weren't little bitches about it, eh? That's so funny though...hahaha!

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It was hilarious because we were supposed to be making calls... and we are timed minute-by-minute...

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Wow that was hilarious.. I wish I could have seen the look on their faces hahaha!!

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OMG! Hah, ultimate stop to that, of course, they may just find you a guy now... That would have been the funniest shit ever.

Side note: This is kind of like a blog entry. =/

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I'd love if they found me a guy...

THAT'S what I originally meant to make it as... I just forgot between the time I had the idea to make it and when it came to me making it. So, now it's a thread... I suppose it can stay that way since it's already here.

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Ohhhhhhhhhhh. It all makes sense now.

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I know, totally.

But, yeah, I passed a long way under their gaydar. It was so astonishing to them.

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From pictures I have seen I don't think you would fly under the gaydar too much.

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Wow lol, their gaydar sucks more than you do.

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