Whether they have succeeded or not, post them here!



My first contribution (more will no doubt follow as I remember/make them) is one that took place on Monday night when I was working in the gift shop. One of the REALLY cute bellmen came into the gift shop and bought a drink. As he was paying he started to make small talk.
Him: "You busy?"
Me: "Nope. You single?"
Him: "...nope".
Me: "Committed?"

Unfortunately, after a long laugh, he just walked away. So that one didn't work.


Anyways... post your actually used pick-up lines!

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It wasn't to me, it was to my friends, but it was hilarious.

Him: Hey Ma...You can't wear that color
Her: ...Why not?
Him: Cause my girl wears that color...You wanna be my girl
Her:............Uhmm..No. I guess I'll have to wear a different color.

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HAHA! That one is amazing and genius.

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