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Old 06-26-2008, 09:14 PM
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My first contribution (more will no doubt follow as I remember/make them) is one that took place on Monday night when I was working in the gift shop. One of the REALLY cute bellmen came into the gift shop and bought a drink. As he was paying he started to make small talk.
Him: "You busy?"
Me: "Nope. You single?"
Him: "...nope".
Me: "Committed?"

Unfortunately, after a long laugh, he just walked away. So that one didn't work.


Anyways... post your actually used pick-up lines!
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Old 06-27-2008, 05:18 AM   #2 (permalink)
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"Hey baby, the word of the day is 'legs', why don't you come with me and help spread the word?"

^ That got an awkward laugh. Ummm...I can't think of any more at the moment.
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You: "How much does a polar bear weigh?"
Her: "I don't know?"
You: "Enough to break the ice. How are you?"

That one usually gets her to laugh.
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That is awesome. I'm so going to use that next time I'm hitting on a woman.
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Yea. I heard that one Wednesday night...I liked it.
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You: "How much does a polar bear weigh?"
Her: "I don't know?"
You: "Enough to break the ice. How are you?"

That one usually gets her to laugh.
Genius. I'm gonna use that.
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Haha. I am glad you liked it.
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I hope it works while making me much more comfortable around this one girl. If it goes gold, I will give you the greatest high-five in the world.
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