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Old 03-13-2008, 01:57 PM
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InterSpecies Marriages???

Have at it guys:

Sudan man marries a goat - Gadling
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Old 03-13-2008, 02:16 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Reply to thread title: Fuck no.

That guy should kill himself.
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If humans still had closely related species, like Neanderthals, then I suppose it could make it more alright, but seeing as this is between two very separate species that dont even have the same amount of genes, then I cant approve of it.
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If humans still had closely related species, like Neanderthals, then I suppose it could make it more alright, but seeing as this is between two very separate species that dont even have the same amount of genes, then I cant approve of it.
what about a primate, is that close enough for you?

and what about the elders pretty much telling him to marry the goat? Does anyone have a problem with that?

Along those lines, I heard that a woman legally married a 20 lb rock in Las Vegas once...I think it was during the 70s? lol
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Well, at least the animal won't yell at him, or leave him because she was bored, or found someone "better". But it's still sick.
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Well, at least the animal won't yell at him, or leave him because she was bored, or found someone "better". But it's still sick.
I dunno. Animals these days, they grow up so fast.
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Old 03-13-2008, 06:24 PM   #7 (permalink)
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What with their makeup and rap music.
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Well, at least the animal won't yell at him, or leave him because she was bored, or found someone "better". But it's still sick.
It might yell at him and could cheat on him. What happens if the goat sleeps with another man? I wonder if it has to get a divorce and marry the other guy.
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I think the guy is on some really really good drugs. Also ewwww!!!
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