Dad's trying to hook me up

BobFromMarketing · #1 (**permalink**) 12-15-2007, 07:14 AM

At 7:45 AM I recieve a phone call while still asleep, it's my father in gatwik airport. He has just flown in from Chicago he has two girls and their mother standing with him, and he would like me to date either one of them. He thrusts me on the phone with the one on the left in the picture below. It's a tad awkward, and after a time the phone is handed back to my father. Apparently they have been shown my picture, and he tells me I can have my pick(I feel as if im being pimped at this point) and if i do date one of them I can have access to the private jet anytime I wish(They live in Michigan). Anywho I tell them i'll talk to her, but no promises because seriously, this feels awkward. Also according to him the mother supports it too. His preference is the one on the left. He also offered me complete access to the corporate flat in England and the house in Hawaii if I did. The whole thing feels a bit unnatural. Also there is already a girl im interested in(2nd pic) that is interested in me as well. What are your folks opinions?

4n7hr4x · 12-15-2007, 08:50 AM

Wait a tick, you have a private jet, a house in England, and a house in Hawaii??

Fuck your Dad, call that chick up tell her you want to hang out in Hawaii, get on the Jet, pick her up and a FUCK load of your friends, head over to Hawaii and tear that shit up, party like crazy, invite a SHIT load of locals...

Why are you complaining???

Brooklyne · 12-15-2007, 09:28 AM

Yeah that sounds all great and gravy but kinda insane if ya know what I mean. I thought this arranged courting shit went out with President Roosevelt... anyways, give it a chance I guess? You never know until you try. And all the benefits that come with it are insane haha. Did you ask your father WHY he did this?

eDgE oF iNsAnItY · 12-15-2007, 10:30 AM

So, ur dad wants to spoil you with a private jet, flat in England, and a house in Hawaii if you date some hot chick? And you are questioning it? Fucking richies... Yeah, Anthrax has it all in perspective. Go fucking party, motherfucker.

And the one in the bottom pic. Well, that's obviously a pic off the webcam... enough said...

BobFromMarketing · 12-15-2007, 10:33 AM

Actually I like arranged courting to some degree, so long as im given a choice. Of course im going to date on my own in the process. as for the partying thing, that would be a bad choice, the houses are not personal assets, they belong to the company and as such using them in such a way would be something that would probably draw a lot of criticism towards my dad. Spending a weekend there with a ladyfriend would however, not leave much of a mess so it wouldn't be a problem so long as we planned it sometime when most folks aren't present.

EDIT: And I could have all three, trick is I want to be able to live with myself. So i'd like to pick one

Chase_the_Bass · 12-15-2007, 10:48 AM

Swing by San Antonio on your way to Hawaii and pick me up.

eDgE oF iNsAnItY · 12-15-2007, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by BobFromMarketing

EDIT: And I could have all three, trick is I want to be able to live with myself. So i'd like to pick one

What a homo...

NachtEngel · 12-15-2007, 11:08 AM

How would your dad convince a random girl in an airport and her mother that she should date you? Could it possibly be by bragging about money to find the first money whore to come around? I think so, I would say stay away from them because they are probably only interested in money. That all sounded like it was just way to easy. Unless you don't care about an actual relationship. Just remember, money whores are almost always emotionally retarded. They have no real concept of love and only take.

Ol' Patty · 12-15-2007, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by NachtEngel

How would your dad convince a random girl in an airport and her mother that she should date you? Could it possibly be by bragging about money to find the first money whore to come around? I think so, I would say stay away from them because they are probably only interested in money. That all sounded like it was just way to easy. Unless you don't care about an actual relationship. Just remember, money whores are almost always emotionally retarded. They have no real concept of love and only take.

He never said that they were random girls at the airport his dad found. Just that he was with two girls and their mother. That may be the case though. *shrugs*

NachtEngel · 12-15-2007, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Ol' Patty

He never said that they were random girls at the airport his dad found. Just that he was with two girls and their mother. That may be the case though. *shrugs*

I guess it just came off that way to me.

Well, if they aren't random then ignore my little rant.