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Old 05-29-2008, 03:44 AM
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5 hours!?

Ya know, I've seen threads addressing the question "does real life measure up to porn?" and other similar topics, and, sadly, I see so many people saying "hell no!"

Well, I just have to say: someone ain't doin' something right! In the past few months, mah lover and I have been experiencing "lovie times" that measure up to and further surpass any type of porn that we've ever seen, hands down.

I'm talking seriously here...I used to think that I'd never experience anything close to the whole "fantasy world of porn", but we have come to the solid conclusion that our sex life is way the hell better than anything we've seen or imagined...

I mean, take this 5+ hour lovie-dovie-and-all-of-the-abovie session that we just got done with as an example.

FUCK!!! This is just amazing...and I am disappointed to hear that people think this type of thing can't really happen. It takes TWO, as well know, to tango. So, if you can't have an experience that at least measures up to some "good porn", then someone is definitely doing something wrong...

...just thought I'd share :-D Have a nice night, err, morning...
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Old 05-29-2008, 03:56 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I used to think that what ever I got before was the best it could get..
I thought people that talked about "great sex" was in one way or another lying about it.. "Like it could ever be that good" kind of thing..


..... But fuck!!!! this is crazy!!!!! I didn't know my body would be able to feel such pleasure before... I mean, I can make myself feel way better then any one has ever had, there was always an "eh.. I could do better" thought at the back of my mind...
....But with you!!! I feel like I need to chop my hands of because their so useless.. Haha!

The thought of things that I used to absolutely say "hell no!" to before, suddenly exites me, and It's crazy how these feelings come so naturally, l just feel so safe but at the same time very dangerous with you.. You bring out the crazy in me Anthony haha!! and I love you so0o much!!!


.... By the way, my body still tingles.. haha!!
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You said it best, baaabeh!

You make me crazy crazy craaazy!!!

love you too...very much :-)
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Old 05-29-2008, 05:02 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Geez...you two REALLY have to rub it in, dont you? >_<
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Yea....seriously...


Last time I had a 5 hour go at it....it wasn't even close to the best....it is insulting, actually.


On a lighter note, good for you two...and Opu, what about that co-worker of yours?
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Pfft...when it comes to sex, I don't know WHAT I'm doing ;-;

She's not a co-worker, and she's out of my league...everyone is...*headdesk*
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I guess I'm sidetracking this post...but Opu, dude....nobody's out of anyone's league. Just ask...that's all you have to do, even if you just ask her if she'd mind grabbing a cup of coffee with you.

Trust me, the more that you think on it, the less you will want to do it. When you grab coffee...it's just as acquaintances...thats all. Unless, of course, you want to get in her pants...and I won't help you there..cause what I just said won't help you get in her pants, but rather foster a relationship or rapport between the two of you, even if it's just two people hanging out..with the possibility of something more, if you take your time.
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Yes, if you want, we'll continue this convo in AIM or PMs.


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I guess I'm sidetracking this post...but Opu, dude....nobody's out of anyone's league. Just ask...that's all you have to do, even if you just ask her if she'd mind grabbing a cup of coffee with you.

Trust me, the more that you think on it, the less you will want to do it. When you grab coffee...it's just as acquaintances...thats all. Unless, of course, you want to get in her pants...and I won't help you there..cause what I just said won't help you get in her pants, but rather foster a relationship or rapport between the two of you, even if it's just two people hanging out..with the possibility of something more, if you take your time.
Extremely well put, especially the "nobody's out of anyone's league" thing. So extremely true.

But, being so pant-less all the time, I'm sure Opu would have a fairly valid reason to want into a pair of pants...err, even if just innocently!

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I've only been with a couple people that couldn't spend all day having sex. I didn't think it was that surprising. It also depends on the person I guess for how long it last. If you love someone but are not attracted to them you might just try and get it over quickly. If you are attracted to someone you will keep going. At least thats how it is for me.
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