How to hide things properly.

#1 (**permalink**) 12-11-2007, 08:22 PM

Okee.
Allot of people have this problem. Me being on of them. So lets help each other out.
If you have any suggestions on how to hide ANYTHING from family, friends, bosses, co-workers, whoever, post it here!

Here is some advise for you ladys and some Very BRAVE men.
(little items u need to hide)
put it very carefully in an unopened pad and place it somewhere inconspicuous.
Bookshelf, dresser, wherever.

eDgE oF iNsAnItY · 12-11-2007, 08:41 PM

Behind the light switch plate. All u need is a screwdriver

Baseboards. Remove a small section of the baseboard that runs along the bottom of almost every wall. Hollow out the wall. Replace the baseboard and use poster putty to keep it in place. No one pays much attention to baseboards.

Any bookshelf or drawer or entertainment center. Almost all have the bottom shelf raised off the ground, with a hollow space underneath. If you can remove the front base (without causing obvious damage), you can simply stick stuff in the space, or tape it to the bottom and replace the base.

**eXosYn** · 12-11-2007, 08:46 PM

the headliner of your vehicle...great for condoms...

everyone's favo · 12-11-2007, 08:47 PM

Your porn stash....and make sure people KNOW you turn the pages with the same hand you whack it with....

On a more serious note: For those with a lot of important papers like me, keep the stuff in your files. My family knows better than to mess with mine.

For something small, your backpack. Who checks those things? (unless your a failing high school student.)

Someone else's house is another good spot. Out of sight, out of mind...just don't forget to grab the item a couple days before the big event.

**Opunaya** · 12-12-2007, 06:10 AM

Be really sarcastic, and tell people that you have the stuff and where it is. THEN you move it somewhere else...I usually put it under something heavy that only I can move.

**SARS-expl0ted** · 12-12-2007, 06:19 AM

When I would hide stuff, it was either under my mattress, taped to the back of my CD player or at the church that is behind my mother's house. I only used the church when I had a lot of illegal stuff that I didn't want anyone finding, period.

My closet was a good place too because it was always so messy.
I would tape my cigarettes to the back of all of my plaques that I won when I played softball.

As for 'girl toys' I would put them in my empty VHS cases. Whatever movie I had that closely related to that particular one, it was in there.
For example, my clear purple one when into my Dark Crystal movie case.

**Opunaya** · 12-12-2007, 06:22 AM

...Blassa is like the Batman of BT...

**SARS-expl0ted** · 12-12-2007, 06:25 AM

Ah hah. How so?

**Opunaya** · 12-12-2007, 06:29 AM

It's like you friggin' work hard on hiding all of your shit. You pull out the correct sequence of books or something and a stairway pops out from under your bed and then you have to solve the Riddle of the Sphinx in order to open the elevator to the super-sub basement to get whatever you were coming for...after fighting off the winged snakes of Al-Barnorgg.

**eXosYn** · 12-12-2007, 08:58 AM

man, that is nuts.....all of ya are nuts...