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Old 11-17-2007, 06:48 PM
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Intelligent Falling THeory

Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Ok so this is really...ummm what is the word....errr....dumb?
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I lol'd!

nice try guys...

lmfao
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I lol'd!

nice try guys...

lmfao
I found it extremely dumb!
And I too lol'd
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hahahahaha the onion does it again.

Although I agree our understanding of gravity is incomplete.
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You guys didn't know this?! I thought that "intelligent falling" was a well known truth!
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You guys didn't know this?! I thought that "intelligent falling" was a well known truth!
Haha. Seriously, how much crack do you need to be on in order for this to be thought up?
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There's nothing in the universe that can't be explained scientifically -- eventually. A thousand years ago we didn't know that the Earth revolved around the sun, or why it rained, and had no concept of silicon fibers. Yet, here we are, making a new technological advance every day and increasing our understanding of the universe around us.

The Onion just did a fantastic job of showing the growing threat that we'll lose this carefully gathered information and carefully constructed models from ignorant people who would sooner believe in something that has no proof (like it's an achievement or something).
Now, you can believe whatever you want, but if your beliefs aren't scientific (i.e. invoking the supernatural) then you can't impose them on a science classroom!
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Haha. Seriously, how much crack do you need to be on in order for this to be thought up?
Just a five dollar rock
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Yes well it makes perfect sense to me when I go to crazy world...
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Just a five dollar rock
Wow...it only takes that?
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