STOP cutting your hair with your eyes closed with your nondominant hand and the lights out!
STOP dying it the entire spectrum of colors in three hours and refusing to use conditioner.
STOP drawing giant lines of liquid eyeliner from the bridge of your nose to your ears.
STOP spending three hours each day looking in the mirror practicing between your "nonchalant" and "i'm awkward" stance.
STOP putting on Tuesday's clothes over Monday's.
Stripes are for convicts, not little girls.
Leggings IN MODERATION.
Converse are NOT a way of life.
Cutting the bottom of your t-shirt off so it looks like you found it at a garage sale in the free box is NOT DIY clothing.
You don't have to take five new pictures of yourself, alone, in your bathroom, EVERY DAY.
And if you post one more fucking "Add this Elitist Profile Cult" bulletin on MySpace, I will personally remove every one of your fingers with a rusty knife so you can't click 'post' anymore.