Fashion Faux-Pas - Page 2

**Ginevra** · 06-03-2008, 10:23 PM

Unfunctional things like belts over your shirt because you want it seen over your super long shirt. Belts are for holding up pants.

**Ristaron** · 06-04-2008, 08:27 PM

-Anything that is otherwise functional somehow being rendered to pure aesthetics. Really, people, why?

-Excessive rhinestones.

-Piercings to the point that you can hardly recognize someone's face.

-People who wear clothes that are too small. Especially women with really tight bra straps. It looks like a slab of fucking Gouda getting sliced with a cheese-wire.

-Excessively short shorts. Are those shorts, or your underwear, honey?

-People who dress their dogs up in clothes. I can understand little boots when it's icy out because some dogs have really sensitive feet, but sweaters in autumn are ridiculous... and inhumane. That dog needs no insulation, it has fucking fur. Fur that it evolved to suit the climate. By fitting a sweater on it you are going to overheat it.

-Minks. How many animals had to die in order for you to wear that hideous thing? And how many of those animals were fully used (i.e. not just skinned and sent off to compost, but their fur, meat, and bones all used)?

**Ginevra** · 06-04-2008, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Ristaron

-Anything that is otherwise functional somehow being rendered to pure aesthetics. Really, people, why?

-Excessive rhinestones.

-Piercings to the point that you can hardly recognize someone's face.

-People who wear clothes that are too small. Especially women with really tight bra straps. It looks like a slab of fucking Gouda getting sliced with a cheese-wire.

-Excessively short shorts. Are those shorts, or your underwear, honey?

-People who dress their dogs up in clothes. I can understand little boots when it's icy out because some dogs have really sensitive feet, but sweaters in autumn are ridiculous... and inhumane. That dog needs no insulation, it has fucking fur. Fur that it evolved to suit the climate. By fitting a sweater on it you are going to overheat it.

-Minks. How many animals had to die in order for you to wear that hideous thing? And how many of those animals were fully used (i.e. not just skinned and sent off to compost, but their fur, meat, and bones all used)?

My friend has taken to simply calling really short shorts underwear. XD

I HATE SEQUINS.

They never look good, ever. They're so gaudy. Stop putting them on dresses especially, they look infested. I can't count the number of times in high school I would think a dress looked nice, only to look closer and see the nasty sequins. Those sequin purses can burn, too.

Zyanya · 06-04-2008, 11:23 PM

I see girls that are in my grade wear suppose fashion tees with belts over there tees to hid there round belly but it stupid it make you look more fat than what you are.

06-05-2008, 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Ristaron

-Excessively short shorts. Are those shorts, or your underwear, honey?

I have to agree.

If I can hold one of my belts up to your shorts and it's wider you need to go put on some shorts to cover up your boyshort underwear.

It's the same thing with the short skirts. When you bend over and I can see your thong (because you know it's MANDATORY to be a complete slut when you're in one of those skirts) and once again...it's wider than my belt, I will give you the $10 to go buy the rest of your skirt.