well this one time i was out fishing in the ocean with my grand pa and we saw this life raft floating a long as we were pulling in a marlin... so natuarly after diving in to fight the marlin and get it on to the boat i swam over to the life raft to discover it was full of chinamen. i pulled them to our boat and we took them back to shore. on the way home i was reading a how to book on oriental translation and discoverd they were a pack of refugees who escaped a container ship. so after doing some quick recon of the docks we ran them to my truck and stacked them like sardines in the bed. when we arived home they offered to make us dinner.
it was the best chineese food i had ever had!! they then went on their way and were caught by imigration, sent back to china and were be-headed...
oh and the golden gong chain is pretty good to...