Why Men Write Poetry: by a man.

04-19-2006, 07:42 AM

The top five reasons men write poetry:
5. They think if they write some they might be seen as sensitive by wemon...by other men...
"Dude are you gay?"

4. Some eventually come to understand that its not actually a tool to gather attention from the opposite sex, yet a form of "self-expression." (Not like we care...duh!)

3. Finds it usefull as to relieve stress and air pent up emotions. (pssht!-what emotions...<sobs uncontrollably>)

2. When stoned the male gender uses poetry and the reading of as a medium to get his friend to laugh his ass off with poems such as...

Right now I can't feel my feet
Man I wish I had something sweet...

and the only good reason men write poetry <drumroll>

1. Becuase with all this metro-sexuality to compete with, you know "I'm a metro man. I shave all the hair on my body. I'm not emotionaly frustrated because I write poetry and
I'M GAY!!!" We regular guys have to start somewhere.

thats all, now f*** off!!! -dale

04-19-2006, 10:46 AM

wow that was really great and true....lol
i likes it alot and if u really r gay that is sooooooooo kool
gay guys r awsome
I SUPPORT GAY PRIDE

rock on

04-19-2006, 01:48 PM

So sorry to burst your bubble. No I'm not homosexual but thats really cool that you liked it. The point of the thread was to poke fun at men and the homophobia that comes with male poetry writing.

thnx, dale

04-20-2006, 09:20 PM

i truly enjoyed this, it is quite fabulous

i really don't understand the point of homophobia in this day and age... it really bothers me, so i enjoyed this even more

**SeaStone** · 11-04-2006, 08:05 PM

Times Up.

**eXosYn** · 11-04-2006, 08:10 PM

I agree...