smurf

04-03-2006, 08:40 PM

oh! little smurf,
so fabulous.
so blue.
how i do wish,
to STOMP on you!

*bows and collects the roses*
thank you thank you!!! you're too kind...

04-03-2006, 08:45 PM

hahahah funny =]
i liked it

04-04-2006, 05:43 AM

hahahaha Thats so funny!

04-04-2006, 05:46 AM

04-07-2006, 01:07 PM

haha

you actually made me laugh

04-07-2006, 08:10 PM

love your poem smerfs scare me

**FaRSy** · 04-07-2006, 08:20 PM

First guy to post here!

04-07-2006, 08:35 PM

lol I love the smurgs and Gragamel!! LOL I grew up on the smurfs and those kinda cartoons LOL!

Keg-Stand-Conley · 04-10-2006, 12:01 PM

LYMRICS

these were passed to me when I was 5 by my Grandpa Deaton, and learning these at such a young age has obviously fucked me up beyond repair lol.

"Ponder the plight of Jimmy Mc'Glick,
cursed from his birth with a corkscrew dick.
He spent all his life on an endless hunt,
searching for a girl who had a threaded c*** ( I was trained by my fiance not you used this word).
He finally found one and jumped for joy;
then he fell over dead...
The poor son of a bitch had a lefthand thread"
-JIM DEATON, PASSED TO JON CONLEY

"Old Mc'Donald sittin' on a bench,
spankin' his monkey with a money wrench,
missed his mark and hit his balls,
pissed all over his over-alls,
ran to the creek to wash it off,
saw 2 beavers jacking off,
got a stick and hit em' in the dick,
I've never seen a beaver run so quick"
-JIM DEATON PASSED TO JON CONLEY

So now that thats over, and you've gotten the insight from a crazy guy to his grandson..
I'll actually put some real stuff on later.

**Chad** · 04-12-2006, 10:51 PM

lol... I would hate to be a smurf... theres only one girl smurf ><