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Old 03-24-2008, 01:34 PM
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One Sentence Stories

One Sentence - True stories, told in one sentence.

I thought these were pretty awesome, maybe we should try?

Not feeling massively creative right now, but:

As the store exploded into chaos in the background, I was reminded why I left.
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The quick, brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
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The quick, brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
You're so imaginative.




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Though I was quite sure that I had accepted his verdict, one affectionate pat on the head made me loathe him even more.
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The instructions of the professor greatly clarify the vague exam-study-guide.
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All the happiness in the world couldn't stop my mind from it's old sorrowful stomping grounds.
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A dashing, gallant, imaginative knight of armor only succeeded in protecting my fitful childhood sleep.
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And day after day my whole life was spent preparing for the rest of it.
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As it turns out, Rock Band is a family game.
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And yet all did turn to view upon what made those horrid footsteps, only to see his destructive return.
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