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03-24-2008, 01:34 PM
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One Sentence Stories
One Sentence - True stories, told in one sentence.
I thought these were pretty awesome, maybe we should try?
Not feeling massively creative right now, but:
As the store exploded into chaos in the background, I was reminded why I left.
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03-25-2008, 05:45 AM
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Mr. EFG
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The quick, brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
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"Everyone is stupid except me."
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I can handle you...and your sexy parties.
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"All the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' And I'll look down, and whisper 'no.'" -- Rorschach
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03-25-2008, 11:03 PM
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HE(sic)AD
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Originally Posted by Opunaya
The quick, brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
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You're so imaginative.
It's within the moment of emptiness that we appreciate the size of our world.
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I hate 'literature'... I'd much rather read a good book.
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Haha! I love being in warm cum with balls on my ass while I'm pooping.
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03-26-2008, 10:24 AM
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Though I was quite sure that I had accepted his verdict, one affectionate pat on the head made me loathe him even more.
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03-26-2008, 12:34 PM
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HE(sic)AD
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The instructions of the professor greatly clarify the vague exam-study-guide.
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I hate 'literature'... I'd much rather read a good book.
Click here for a Guide To BeastToast!
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Originally Posted by Opunaya
Haha! I love being in warm cum with balls on my ass while I'm pooping.
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03-27-2008, 01:12 PM
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All the happiness in the world couldn't stop my mind from it's old sorrowful stomping grounds.
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Engaged to two lovely ladies, SeaStone and eLracho. <3
READ FOR COMPREHENSION!
Song currently possessing my soul: Don't have one, waiting to hear it.
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03-27-2008, 03:10 PM
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Can i haz noob nao?
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A dashing, gallant, imaginative knight of armor only succeeded in protecting my fitful childhood sleep.
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My Son, but my RL Lover, my Life, my Obsession... my Arcángel... know that he's no angel
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04-03-2008, 09:53 AM
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And day after day my whole life was spent preparing for the rest of it.
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Engaged to two lovely ladies, SeaStone and eLracho. <3
READ FOR COMPREHENSION!
Song currently possessing my soul: Don't have one, waiting to hear it.
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04-03-2008, 06:15 PM
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HE(sic)AD
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As it turns out, Rock Band is a family game.
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I hate 'literature'... I'd much rather read a good book.
Click here for a Guide To BeastToast!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Opunaya
Haha! I love being in warm cum with balls on my ass while I'm pooping.
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04-03-2008, 06:44 PM
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And yet all did turn to view upon what made those horrid footsteps, only to see his destructive return. 
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