Based off of a nursery rhyme that I'm obsessed with at the moment, since no one on planet Earth has ever read the damn thing, I'll post it here:


Robin the Bobbin, the big-bellied Ben,
He ate more meat than fourscore men;
He ate a cow, he ate a calf,
He ate a butcher and a half,
He ate a church, he ate a steeple,
He ate a priest and all the people!
A cow and a calf,
An ox and a half,
A church and a steeple,
And all good people,
And yet he complained that his stomach wasn't full.

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This world is full of fake titties and real assholes.

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AND cannibalism.

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"Everyone is stupid except me."
"All the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' And I'll look down, and whisper 'no.'" -- Rorschach

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Oh goddamn, and I thought thatI was hungry this morning. I don't got nothin on this dude. lol

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Formerly known as El Subestimado
Mi ma'i, mi amor de mi vida: SpicedSugar
Mis hijos: Butterfingered (missing)
Mi hermanita: Dancesintheran, my brother-in-law: Edge_Of_Insanity
Mi Primita: Keena

^^ As he strums his "spanish guitar". Thank you, Toni Braxton.

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Strangely...This reminds of a guy at my school..
Except he's not a cannibal.

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This is reminding me of a rhyme that I can only remember the last bit of:

"But he ate all the pastrami,
and all of the salami,
then vanished without a trace."