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Old 09-29-2008, 09:39 PM
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Hey there deliah. *wink*

Hey there Delilah
What's it like in New York City?
I'm a half a mile away
But girl, tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
My telescope is pointed right at you
I swear it's true

Hey there Delilah
Don't you worry about the distance
I'm right there if you get lonely
And my hand is in my britches
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice, it's my disguise
I'm by your side

Oh it's what I'll do to you
Oh it's what I'll do to you
Oh it's what I'll do to you
Oh it's what I'll do to you
What you do for me

Hey there Delilah
I know my cock is really hard
But just believe me, girl
Someday I'll make your chest an overcoat
I'll have it good
I'll have the life you never would
My word is good

Hey there Delilah
I've got so much left to say
I even brought all of my knives to play
Would take your face away
I'd rape it alll
And turn your face into a doll
I'd fuck it all

Oh it's what I'll do to you
Oh it's what I'll do to you
Oh it's what I'll do to you
Oh it's what I'll do to you

Five Hundred feet seems pretty far
But the Courts won't keep me away
Just give me time I'll find a way
In the shadows I'll stand and wait
And I'll cut your body and slay
That none of them have felt this way
Delilah I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you're to blame

Hey there Delilah
I know that you can't hear me
Because I disemboweled your face and then
I sprayed my milky juice all on your face
You'll know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there Delilah here's to you
This one's for you

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What I'll do to you

You can thank my friend *if I put his name here he will kill me* for that.

peace.
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