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Old 04-11-2008, 03:42 AM
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Date: 2008-01-27, 9:45PM PST


Hi y'all. So over the past two months, I have been squirting my J/O cum into a plastic milk gallon (jug), it is now FULL!! It sits in my fridge, and I take it out during my nightly sessions, add to the contents and then put it away.

It looks amazing now, and when I pop the lid off, the smell is STRONG.

Is there a woman (or a pair or more!) who would like to play with it?? When I was in Ohio I had a GF with a cum fetish, she was into this sort of thing.

My mind swims (pun intended) when I think of the babymaking potential in that jug (and I have a genius IQ).

Let me know. I'm serious about this! Hate to let all that gloopy sliminess go down the drain. It is the result of 60+ cummings I have enjoyed lately.
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PS: I have started getting mail from GUYS about this. NO, not interested at all. Play with your OWN cum! I am looking for a woman who gets turned on by looking at, handling and smelling sperm. They are out there (see my Ohio ref. above).
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Old 04-11-2008, 05:08 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Either he was on some good shit when he was writing this or, he really is a tard.
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Old 04-11-2008, 06:50 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!
that is like, the grossest thing I've read all week.
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smelling it?

holy shit... haha.
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holy shit that makes my stomach uneasy, and I havent even ate breakfast
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oh yuck yuck yuck yuckkk
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Dammit... I didn't expect that post to come out on a message board!!

Better go delete it *goes to Craig's List*

j/k... But the shit is pretty sick!
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Um... two months? Wouldn't some of it go bad after two months?
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