That I am not pregnant.
Seriously. I've got a lot of the symptoms of the first trimester-fatigue, pains, abdominal pains (different from cramps), the frequent urination, and this morning I woke up a couple times in a sweat. Yesterday I vomited-but I really think that was because the orange juice acid just didn't sit well with my stomach.
I've been sick for about 3 days now.

I'm expecting my period within the next week, and tomorrow I am going to call my doctor to see...

Kelley

*sniff*
Today, March 15th, 2008-I lost a huge part of my life. Lucky Bones partridge has passed away. There wasn't anything I could do for him in his final moments, and somehow I feel it is my fault. I noticed he was hacking and coughing, which was normal, so I didn't think much of it. I jumped in the shower, and went into the living room to check on him. He was not moving and was foaming at the mouth. He wasn't breathing either. I immediately called my mother, who was on her way home from...

Kelley

So...funny story,

We (me, andie, mum and lanny) were walking to my uncles office where we always stand at mardi gras, and we pass another law firm that happened to be one of the first law firms my dad worked at and mum gets all excited and points out that that is the location where *bahbadum* I was conceived.

Yes, I was concieved on the top floor of a law firm-that for some reason was a bedroom-on the evening of Fat Tuesday, after the IM (Infant Mystics) reception ball....

Kelley

I feel like I need to research something. For no reason at all except that I am bored. And I find it quite good fun to be researching something interesting, like something in history or scientific even.

Weird.

Kelley

I feel like I reek of failure. I do. Why? Here:

1. I couldn't get a grasp on college.
2. I have lost a really good job because I 'can't count'.
3. I have gotten into 5 car accidents since july-all 'my fault'.
4. I refuse to take medication that will supposedly 'help me'.

I failed at going to South, I failed at going to Faulkner-a damn community college.
I have missed the registration for classes because I was in Jackson, and apparently I...

Kelley