Everything just broke!!
Posted 08-18-2008 at 07:45 AM by HeartAttack
Seriously. Well, actually, it's all fixed now. But everything DID break! Here's what went down:
First, just as randomly as the last, the TV broke. It turned off, then simply wouldnt turn back on. So we were screwed out of TV. Not so bad, I suppose; we could just use the computer like we always do, anyways. WRONG!
Next, the computer breaks. My diagnosis: the power supply is fubarred (ahem, FUCKED). I turn it off, then it won't turn back on. Why? Well, as a safety feature, if the computer is being fed too much power, or being fed power when it simply shouldn't be, the computer will refuse to turn on in an effort to save it's internal components.
Last, and just as random as the first, the TOILET breaks! We sat there thinking that the shower was making the floor mats wet, so we didn't pay much attention. But no - it was the toilet; it had a crack. D'oh! So, for a few nights, we had to use Archy's parent's bathroom. Since theirs wasn't available 24/7, we resorted to peeing in bottles. Hey, it worked!
So what the hell did we do during this period or nothingness? Well, we ate, slept, drew stuff, made love, slept some more, at some more, and made more love. Alas, the problems were eventually fixed. In the livingroom now stands a 60" Mitsubishi DLP HDTV, the computer's power supply now has a new capacitor and works fine (we just need a RAM upgrade to speed this thing up - I'm taking donations - any offers?), and we have a new toilet, which works excellent, by the way. I have this new toilet fetish thing and it's kinda weird, but I don't wanna talk about it.
The universe has set itself right, and once again, we are here to rape the interweb, one zero at a time. Get it - "one zero"? As in "1's and 0's"? Heh?
Anyone?
*Crickets*
First, just as randomly as the last, the TV broke. It turned off, then simply wouldnt turn back on. So we were screwed out of TV. Not so bad, I suppose; we could just use the computer like we always do, anyways. WRONG!
Next, the computer breaks. My diagnosis: the power supply is fubarred (ahem, FUCKED). I turn it off, then it won't turn back on. Why? Well, as a safety feature, if the computer is being fed too much power, or being fed power when it simply shouldn't be, the computer will refuse to turn on in an effort to save it's internal components.
Last, and just as random as the first, the TOILET breaks! We sat there thinking that the shower was making the floor mats wet, so we didn't pay much attention. But no - it was the toilet; it had a crack. D'oh! So, for a few nights, we had to use Archy's parent's bathroom. Since theirs wasn't available 24/7, we resorted to peeing in bottles. Hey, it worked!
So what the hell did we do during this period or nothingness? Well, we ate, slept, drew stuff, made love, slept some more, at some more, and made more love. Alas, the problems were eventually fixed. In the livingroom now stands a 60" Mitsubishi DLP HDTV, the computer's power supply now has a new capacitor and works fine (we just need a RAM upgrade to speed this thing up - I'm taking donations - any offers?), and we have a new toilet, which works excellent, by the way. I have this new toilet fetish thing and it's kinda weird, but I don't wanna talk about it.
The universe has set itself right, and once again, we are here to rape the interweb, one zero at a time. Get it - "one zero"? As in "1's and 0's"? Heh?
Anyone?
*Crickets*
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You're no longer allowed to touch my penis, lest it breaks.
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You're like Bizarro King Midas.
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I hate the Bizarros! I hate them all... except Turtleface.
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Well I hate your mother.
AND your worst-friend's-uncle's-aunt's-dog's-first-child's child. |
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