- Bangladesh parliament may shorten sessions for World Cup (Reuters)
- Jersey City mayor arrested in bar incident (AP)
- DNA test to clear up Confucius confusion (Reuters)
- Mother duck makes annual traffic-stopping trip (Reuters)
- School coursework being scanned for plagiarism (Reuters)
- Hot air, wet pants spice up election race (Reuters)
- Teacher sentenced to prison in cancer scam (Reuters)
- Judge sets speed-reading record... (Reuters)
- Lightning wipes out 70 goats, goatherd survives (Reuters)
- Seersucker day becomes sign of sisterhood (Reuters)
- Art gallery loses its head, displays plinth (Reuters)
- New dogs learn old tricks -- in Dutch (Reuters)
- Man takes street sweeper for a joy ride (AP)
- Montana city deploys goats to eat weeds (AP)
- Woman allegedly brings drugs to court (AP)
- Slumbering English soccer fans block road (AP)
- Deer gets inside house, attacks Ohio woman (AP)
- California man wins Senior Spelling Bee (AP)
- Woman accused of attack with dead puppy (AP)
- Malfunction Cuts Gas Price to 29 Cents (AP)
- "Da Vinci" gets hoed at Chelsea Flower Show (Reuters)
- Beijing wages war against termites and moths (Reuters)
- Locals Sweep at Frog Jump of Twain Fame (AP)
- Animal rights protesters go naked over bearskins (Reuters)
- Signs of feeding prehistoric birds found in Alaska (Reuters)
- Civil War-Era Fort Up for Sale on EBay (AP)
- Escaped prisoner found after nearly 38 years (Reuters)
- Girl, 10, Goes for Drive, Hits Other Cars (AP)
- U.S. produces anti-suicide bombing ad for Iraq (Reuters)
- Escaped Calif prisoner found after nearly 38 years (Reuters)
- Friends Repay Joker With Human-Cage Prank (AP)
- Fla. 'Cat-Snatchers' Get Community Service (AP)
- University Warns Students of Deer Attacks (AP)
- Man Takes Police Station Gumball Machine (AP)
- Chinese salesman jailed for organising gay orgies (Reuters)
- No pig left unturned as Swiss village welcomes Brazilian (Reuters)
- Germany sells all 640 World Cup tickets for blind fans (Reuters)
- An odyssey, a nun, Iceland and Bruce (Reuters)
- NOTEBOOK-An odyssey, a nun, Iceland and Bruce (Reuters)
- This must be why they call it a cell block (Reuters)
- Christie's to hold 'Star Trek' garage sale (Reuters)
- Cirque du Soleil to build new shows around Elvis (Reuters)
- "Boom" sparks bomb scare in plane (Reuters)
- Smugglers don't have a prayer? (Reuters)
- Venezuela stages mock foreign invasion (Reuters)
- US Energy Sec says wife bargain hunts for gasoline (Reuters)
- Saddam Hussein novel hits stores in Japan (Reuters)
- Portrait of Mao to go under hammer and sickle (Reuters)
- Brunei says it's alert for smugglers, even at prayer (Reuters)
- Nasty Neighbor Gets Anti-Social Order (AP)
- If you're THAT drunk, then don't steal a car! (Reuters)
- Man Falls Asleep in Coffin at Funeral Home (AP)
- Canada thief strips, fails to give police the slip (Reuters)
- Woman Gets 'DO NOT RESUSCITATE' Tattoo (AP)
- 'Naked Rambler' Strips Aboard Aircraft (AP)
- Man Tries to Sell Rembrandt Etching at Bar (AP)
- Kentucky Family Fights to Keep Pet Lion (AP)
- Dog Rescues Boy, 9, From Colorado River (AP)
- Man Claims to Find Rodent Tooth in Peanuts (AP)
- Texas Takes Aim at 'Gas Pill' (AP)
- Dog Survives Fall Off Cliff; Owner Rescued (AP)
- Missing 'e' causes grief for Saskatchewan party (Reuters)
- Friend left as deposit at gas station (Reuters)
- Karaoke trains to the roof of world (Reuters)
- Teens suffer soap opera virus (Reuters)
- Paparazzi prowl Namibia as Brangelina baby due (Reuters)
- Brangelina, paparazzi duck each other as baby due (Reuters)
- Greece enlists Olympian gods for Eurovision (Reuters)
- Retraining "bumsters" to shake sex tourism tag (Reuters)
- China beats Cannes with "Da Vinci Code" premiere (Reuters)
- Raccoon survives massive electric shock (Reuters)
- Boxing bout sparks brawls (Reuters)
- Troops put stop to cross-border love affair (Reuters)
- WW2 plane loses cockpit cover, hits carry-out stand (Reuters)
- WW2 plane loses cockpit cover, hits takeaway stand (Reuters)
- Racoon survives massive electric shock (Reuters)
- Boxing bout sparks nationwide brawls (Reuters)
- Piano Found Near Summit of Mountain (AP)
- Australian boxing bout sparks nationwide brawls (Reuters)
- "Da Vinci Code" churches find tourism Holy Grail (Reuters)
- Ark. Mayor Accused in Sex-For-Water Case (AP)
- Kentucky Family Fights to Keep Pet Lion (AP)
- Dog Rescues Boy, 9, From Colorado River (AP)
- Texas Takes Aim at 'Gas Pill' (AP)
- Company Wants to Trademark Pizza Scent (AP)
- Thief Steals Calif. Homeowner's Front Yard (AP)
- Man Claims to Find Rodent Tooth in Peanuts (AP)
- If you're THAT drunk, then don't steal a car! (Reuters)
- California home for sale for $75 million (Reuters)
- Boy Scouts to auction 101-yr old tall ship (Reuters)
- Boogie knights... (Reuters)
- Not always in tune with U.S. policies (Reuters)
- Hairloss ad breached industry code (Reuters)
- Tattooed mummy unlocks Peru's Moche culture (Reuters)
- Japan passes bill to fingerprint foreigners (Reuters)
- Warne's hairloss advert breached industry code (Reuters)
- Homeless Foot-Licker Charged in Calif. (AP)
- Homeless Foot-Licker in Calif. Charged (AP)
- Dentist With Roaming Cat Gives Up License (AP)
- Doctor Catches 385-Pound Lemon Shark (AP)
- Power Shut Off After Woman Owes a Penny (AP)
- Man Sentenced for Fraud Gets Gold Watch (AP)
- Crime-Fighting Cat Now Trying Therapy (AP)
- Seat Belt, Bra Save Woman From Gunshot (AP)
- Drunk Man Rescued After Night in a Tree (AP)
- City Prohibits Shave-Ice Sales Until June (AP)
- Rejected Candidate Says Kiss My (Bleep) (AP)
- A very strange sign of the times... (Reuters)
- New York piano tuner defies U.S. in Cuba (Reuters)
- Springtime for, oh, somebody bad... (Reuters)
- Hapless mugger pleads for bus fare home (Reuters)
- Castro says he's not wealthy, Forbes story untrue (Reuters)
- Bookmaker has eyes on strip-poker record (Reuters)
- Saudis Nix Pictures of Women in Newspapers (AP)
- Lingering longer in the lingerie (Reuters)
- Workers need time to watch World Cup? (Reuters)
- Utopian candidate champions free love (Reuters)
- World Cup mascot maker files for insolvency (Reuters)
- Demichelis loses will to live over World Cup miss (Reuters)
- Drunk tests limits of dangerous driving in Germany (Reuters)
- BBC names "wrong Guy" in interview mix-up (Reuters)
- Old Master Tiepolo promises art bargain for Italy (Reuters)
- German mugger pleads for bus fare (Reuters)
- Power Is Shut Off Over One Cent (AP)
- Golfer Not Liable for Errant Golf Ball (AP)
- Bid for a night in Ronaldinho's bed (Reuters)
- Utopian candidate champions free love in Cyprus (Reuters)
- Gunmen demand Champions League final tickets (Reuters)
- Sacred Cambodian cows predict bountiful harvest (Reuters)
- Woman With Dozens of Animals in Custody (AP)
- Pink Taco Restaurant Name Causes Stir (AP)
- Bears Eat Monkey in Front of Zoo Visitors (AP)
- Decaying Cow Removed From W.Va. River (AP)
- BBC Apologizes for Interview Gaffe (AP)
- Paint Thinner-Cigarette Error Causes Fire (AP)
- Presley's pre-Graceland home sold (Reuters)
- Sold: Elvis Presley's house goes for $905,100 (Reuters)
- Lingering longer in the lingerie (Reuters)
- Workers need time to watch World Cup? (Reuters)
- And the world's loneliest Web users are.. (Reuters)
- Bookmaker has eyes on strip-poker record (Reuters)
- Da Vinci Code's last secret: how did it succeed? (Reuters)
- "Cab driver" becomes internet expert in BBC mix-up (Reuters)
- BBC Interviews Cabbie As Internet Expert (AP)
- BBC Interviews Wrong Man Then Apologizes (AP)
- Irish the world's loneliest Web users - Google (Reuters)
- Workers need time to watch World Cup-German union (Reuters)
- Filipino hawkers cash in on "Da Vinci Code" fever (Reuters)
- Vow of undying love disrupts wedding night (Reuters)
- Suspected Burglar Rescued From NYC Chimney (AP)
- Ga. Governor Parties With High Schoolers (AP)
- Turk sweet makers claim just desserts in Cyprus row (Reuters)
- Ivory Coast in a song and dance over birdflu (Reuters)
- Worry over mobile phone explosions (Reuters)
- Activists seek ban on livestock trade (Reuters)
- MySpace.com Bragging Leads to Charges (AP)
- MySpace.com Bragging Leads to Arrest (AP)
- Honduras fears growing trade in smuggled coffee (Reuters)
- Identity theft hits Canadian mining firm (Reuters)
- Calif. judge suspends state graduation exam (Reuters)
- 4 Arrested in Pot Burglary Attempt (AP)
- How "Daddy" affects your job (Reuters)
- Md. Officials Find 57 Dogs in Stinky House (AP)
- Cheesemakers create "Stilton" perfume (Reuters)
- Woman Discovers Heart-Shaped Potato (AP)
- Cops Lose $31K After Tossing Broken Desk (AP)
- W.Va. Residents Raise Stink Over Dead Cow (AP)
- Kinky turns in signatures to get on Texas ballot (Reuters)
- Englishman claims sovereignty over Norwegian island (Reuters)
- 'Paraplegic' Leaps From Wheelchair, Flees (AP)
- Cop Accused of Taser Mishap at Roll Call (AP)
- Missing Manure Mystifies Middlefield (AP)
- Hair-raising Beethoven piece: da-da-da Diamond! (Reuters)
- How 'Daddy' affects your job (Reuters)
- Biker lurches from one accident to the next (Reuters)
- This explains a lot... (Reuters)
- This explains a lot.. (Reuters)
- Briton breaks ice swim record (Reuters)
- Don't melt down "coppers", says Mint (Reuters)
- It's a miracle! (Reuters)
- How do you find a singer like Maria? (Reuters)
- Burglar gives massage to victim (Reuters)
- No guests complain over fat fee at hotel (Reuters)
- Austria's Grasser sues German publisher over photo-lawyer (Reuters)
- Police train rats to sniff out landmines (Reuters)
- Bikini protester charms Chavez (Reuters)
- eBay: New Zealand Not for Sale (AP)
- Groomer Launches Web Radio for Dogs (AP)
- W.Africans chew hedgehogs as bird flu bites (Reuters)
- Britons floss with screwdrivers - study (Reuters)
- Screwdrivers used to floss teeth - study (Reuters)
- Woman gets shoulder massage from burglar (Reuters)
- Cheesemakers create "Stilton" perfume (Reuters)
- "Paralysed" woman gets up to run from police (Reuters)
- 'Paraplegic' Leaps From Wheelchair, Flees (AP)
- Angry viewer sends human remains to Japan TV station (Reuters)
- Man Arrested After Taking Pot Plant Photos (AP)
- Shotgun Goes Off at Auction, Shooting Two (AP)
- Cop Accused of Taser Mishap at Roll Call (AP)
- "Paralyzed" woman gets up, runs from police (Reuters)
- 'Blondie' cartoonist to open sandwich chain (Reuters)
- Missing Manure Mystifies Middlefield (AP)
- Great Miracle: 'Paraplegic' Flees Police (AP)
- Gun Goes Off at Auction, Injuring Two (AP)
- New monkey species is more unique than thought (Reuters)
- Workers Take 227 Animals From Calif. Home (AP)
- Kinky turns in signatures to get on Texas ballot (Reuters)
- Englishman claims sovereignty over Norwegian island (Reuters)
- Cypriot bride-for-sale ring busted -police say (Reuters)
- No guests complain over fat fee at German hotel (Reuters)
- Man admits foot-fetish assaults on subway (Reuters)
- Bomb Described As 'Little Boom Thing' (AP)
- Carrey double has last laugh on paparazzi (Reuters)
- Energy crisis? Venezuela gas is cheaper than water (Reuters)
- Expensive gas? Cost is no concern in Beverly Hills (Reuters)
- Opus Dei strikes back before "Da Vinci Code" movie (Reuters)
- Trade Center stairs, Doo Wop motels 'endangered' (Reuters)
- Dead saint? Make him Italy's president (Reuters)
- Official wants Da Vinci movie banned (Reuters)
- India's "marathon boy" stars in music video (Reuters)
- A great incentive to succeed the next time... (Reuters)
- Teen boys arrested for bank robberies (Reuters)
- Shanghai Preparing for 'Human Zoo' (AP)
- Protesters Pour Spaghetti on Dane Offices (AP)
- Court sentences German cannibal to life for murder (Reuters)
- Baghdad artists say brush mightier than bombs (Reuters)
- Man buys fighter jet, wants refund (Reuters)
- Smelly drivers create a stink in Manila (Reuters)
- Film crew criticised for harming environment (Reuters)
- British "Queen of Iraq" rests in Baghdad cemetery (Reuters)
- Expensive gas no concern in Beverly Hills (Reuters)
- Michigan Boy, 9, Records a Hole-In-One (AP)
- Police: Power Washer's Work Wasn't Clean (AP)
- Video game "booth babes" forced to cover up (Reuters)
- Man admits NY foot-fetish assaults (Reuters)
- Woman, 74, Gets Revenge on Gator With Hose (AP)
- Woman, 74, Beats Back Alligator With Hose (AP)
- Cops Say Woman Charged Surgery to Bosses (AP)
- Arizona Cops Suspended for Sex Toy Prank (AP)
- Hydrant Returned After Bedroom Stint (AP)
- Elephants Escape Van, Graze by Highway (AP)
- Perpetual Student Wants One More Year (AP)
- Warhol Soup Can Painting Sells for $11.7M (AP)
- Berlusconi's nightmare now president (Reuters)
- After 12 Years As Undergrad, Wants More (AP)
- Pilots over flying on a wing and a prayer (Reuters)
- Insurer offers policy for World Cup "sick days" (Reuters)
- German cyclist elated as British return stolen bike (Reuters)
- Arsenal won't sell Highbury's toxic seats (Reuters)
- Official wants Da Vinci movie banned (Reuters)