Originally Posted by Ristaron

So... apparently two of my coworkers have been conspiring to set me up with the girl who got me hired at Petplan. Today I was sitting between them and they were like "yeah, you two would make a cute couple". I finally pieced together why they kept bringing it up in our conversations today thanks to that remark... So I was like:

"Well, I'm going to save you two further conspiring, as it isn't going to work; I'm gay".

They sat, mouths agape for about ten seconds before we all burst out laughing.

Yeah, it was so great, we fucking fell out of our chairs and rolled on the floor.

And then one of them got really embarrassed and ran away.

It was fucking hilarious.