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**Opunaya** · 07-15-2008, 05:15 AM

Alright, I had a weird dream last night...

My Dad and I were at my job, when he found a box with a bag of cocaine in it...we called the cops after telling my boss about it and he told me to find out who it belonged to. I stepped out the door to go outside and wound up in a big mall, in a tux...like James Bond, some guy tried to kill me with a harpoon/grappling hook thing that was so tiny it barely pierced my finger. I killed him and started looking for the box and cocaine and my dad...all were missing. Then I saw a worker there that was the first girl I ever fell in love with (aside and she's married now, that depressed me). I grabbed her by the arm and said aloud "Hey, you look perfect to help me pick out a Valentine's gift for my girlfriend!" while walking briskly along the store's path. I then pulled her close and said something like "Tell me where they stash the drugs in here...below or above?" And she responded that she didn't have a clue what I was talking about, so I said "Tell me or I swear to God I'll just burn this entire damn place down." Finally, she told me that there was an secret elevator that went above the store and below it as well. "WAY below". I was getting her to take me to the elevators when we stumbled across this girl we know, but tried to avoid her for some reason (I don't know why, we both like her...plus, she's kind of hot), well, she saw us and started talking to us and assumed that we had become a couple, something I did not protest. Then she started talking about belts and whips and was trying to smack some together, so I grabbed one and tested on the girl with me, on her leg, and she yelled at me, lol. And that's when I woke up.

Also, Professor Bruttenholm (from the Hellboy comics) was there, but as FBI or something. After or before I found the elevator...I remember this because I had commented how I wish I looked as cool as he did in his tux-suit thing...mine had become a bit worn from fighting.