So the lady calls from my bank and this is how it went;
(I'm going to paraphrase to keep it short)
Lady - Hi this is ______ from Wells Fargo, can I interest you in some life insurance? (wow did I shorten that shit up, she took about 5 minutes getting to that...)
Me - Eh, I don't really think I need any insurance... (all the while thinking, yeah I don't have car insurance, wtf would make you think I would want life insurance...? lmao also smiling and laughing inside my head too)
Lady - Well this is how it works and you can get it then if you don't like it you can just cancel it, it's that easy! (again, I shortened the shit out of that, she took another 5 minutes explaining it, essentially telling me, well who cares if you don't need it, you should get it anyway, then if you still don't need it, you can just cancel it... again, lmfao!)
Me - Uhh...I'd rather not go through the trouble of getting it, then just canceling it, instead of just not getting it... (lmao)
Lady - (bitch continues to go on and on about all the benifits of this shit, another 3 minutes gone) Finally she says, well let me just transfer you over to this machine so it can take down all your information...
Me - OK, transfer me over...
Lady - OK
(tranfer...)
Me - Click... LMFAO!
