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Whether they have succeeded or not, post them here!



My first contribution (more will no doubt follow as I remember/make them) is one that took place on Monday night when I was working in the gift shop. One of the REALLY cute bellmen came into the gift shop and bought a drink. As he was paying he started to make small talk.
Him: "You busy?"
Me: "Nope. You single?"
Him: "...nope".
Me: "Committed?"

Unfortunately, after a long laugh, he just walked away. So that one didn't work.


Anyways... post your actually used pick-up lines!

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Originally Posted by Opunaya Haha! I love being in warm cum with balls on my ass while I'm pooping.